Doing some running or handball or doing a few laps in the pool - what else can we do. Passes the time well enough, most find?
It’s about time for an update to Waiting for Godot. I can see you in the pool, forearm over the edge, waiting for your masters partner to show up. In Act III you learn your partner is playing pickleball instead.
I had a pickleball moment on Saturday - I meant to share this in the Pickleball thread in LR, but … this might work better (or, I’ll copy it over there, too LOL)
We were at my nieces house for her daughter’s 3rd birthday party. D’Wife & I were sitting at a table with my brother (nieces dad) and a couple we’d known for DECADES and now live in FL
“You play pickleball?” Jimmy, the Florida retiree asked me
“Oh, God no” I answered
“You’re wearing a Selkirk bracelet” he replied, questioning the Selkirk branded rubber bracelet on my wrist
“This?” I answered “it was free. We went to a park for our weekend hike, and there was a pickleball tournament” I explained “they were giving away shit, so I took one”
Jimmy was not impressed with my non-commitment
“Besides” I continued “the red bracelet went well with the black ones”
Jimmy & Robin seemed hurt that they couldn’t talk about pickleball with us, so I threw them a bone
“Since then, however, we’ve become intrigued!”
The couple perked up
“I managed to get us a couple paddles & balls from work, as part of a premium program we have - for free, of course; just to play around, with zero investment” I chuckled at the end “then got another set - again for free - when we joined AARP”
<Yeah, we’re old; but so are Henry Rollins, Ian MacKaye, and Dave Grohl eligible for AARP>
“Then” to continue the thread “Donna bought me a set of four paddles, for Christmas, so we’re well-stocked”
Robin asked “you have EIGHT pickleball paddles, but don’t play?”
“Are you familiar with the phrase ‘Commit to the Bit?’” I could tell by the look in her glassy eyes, that answer was ‘No’
“Let’s say this” I volunteered to wake her back up “we smack the balls around, on a court, but don’t know the rules, and don’t keep score”
“There are plenty of videos on YouTube” she tried to help “you can learn all that in a few minutes”
“That’s not really our thing” I countered, with appreciation " we just like getting outside, having fun, laughing at each other and trash-talking"
Jimmy had been quiet, but interjected “I think they just make up scores anyway”
“Right!!!” I agreed “we haven’t even learned how to cheat yet!!! But …” I added with a sly smile " “first things first”
I don’t think our Florida ex-pats were pleased with they way I dismissed “Wiffle Tennis” but it was fun to jerk them around a little