Evidently there were no rules about processing the animal in the dorm

https://wgntv.com/news/national/cornell-students-kill-bear-bring-it-into-residence-hall-to-skin-and-butcher

One was amused reading this

Should have called Bobby

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cornell was not in the list of schools I thought of.
Hospitality school majors I assume?

120lb bear. My parents dog weighs more. Thag thing was a cub. Fuck that

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Just looked it up and apparently it’s only illegal to kill a cub and a cub is 1 year or younger. And most bears that old are ~100lbs give or take. I just learned something.

Or interior design

I can bearly get through that story.

The cub thing bruined it for me.

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Yeah. That part was kind of grizzly.

Definitely gave me paws.

Pooh-hoo quit the whining.

Bear stories can be pretty polarizing.

One of those things where you just try to grin and bear it.

I was trying to remember something but this thread is making my brain fozzie.

Enough of these stupid bear puns! I’m outa here.

Calling Ubear right now…

Been there done that. Well not totally. I used to prep specimens for the royal ontario museum in my dorm room.

They were able to find the cause of death for the bear. Apparently some vikings ran over it for an hour.

Our university campus was over run by rabbits around 20 years ago. Years before that, someone released a few pet rabbits on to the grounds. Rabbits doing what they do, a few years later there were thousands of them. If you Google image search Uvic bunnies you’ll get an idea (I promise you won’t come across anything that belongs in the bikini thread). I remember biking to campus early and the green space would have hundreds of bunnies everywhere. It was an adorable problem.

Anyways, at one point there was an investigation because an international student was caught trapping and cooking them in his dorm.

Eventually, it was decided that the bunnies would be painstakingly trapped and shipped up island to a sanctuary of some kind at great taxpayer expense. A few months later there was an article buried near the back of the newspaper that the bunnies had escaped the sanctuary to an adjacent farm and most were shot by the farmer.

They were relocated to South Dakota?

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I’m not following…