Eine Shnelle Mutter Fokker

This bike is $16000. It will be auctioned of and the money goes to the charities. Go for it…
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Available at the Campione bike shop in Vancouver

Weird to have a German military symbol (on the disc) in a French frame. And the bike is in Vancouver?

I though Rock Racing was dead.

I like the Blue, Trek and Cervelo “kill signs” on the toptube.

Weird to have a German military symbol (on the disc) in a French frame. And the bike is in Vancouver?

Yeah. Somebody wasn’t thinking about that one. But hey, did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Jamie

really? the Germans bombed PH? And I always thought the Japanese did…

Yeah. Somebody wasn’t thinking about that one. But hey, did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Jamie[/

really? the Germans bombed PH? And I always thought the Japanese did…

Jamie

I’m guessing you’re pretty young and missed a classic movie

The goggles! They do nothing!

Don’t stop him, he’s going good.

I’m not trying to be a dick or anything, and it’s great that it’s for charity…but sometimes less is more.

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Looks like an Orange County Chopper…

Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life, son!

Ew!

If only it weren’t so understated…

-Robert

I’m a zit. Get it?

I like custom bikes. I like custom paint jobs. I can’t say that bike does anything for me. And, while I may be wrong, I don’t believe Fokker is how it’s spelled in German, since the root is Ficken…

And, while I may be wrong, I don’t believe Fokker is how it’s spelled in German, since the root is Ficken…

The whole name of the bike isn’t German at all. It doesn’t make any sense to a German speaker. These are just a few German looking or sounding words put together more or less randomly in a failed translation attempt. Add to that the iron cross on the disk and you have someone who got his whole knowledge about German in bad movies (think “Yes General, ve vill shoot ze prisoners at vonce!”).

Must be the ugliest bike ever made.

after that last post you’re on double secret probation…

I find the Fokker Dr.I pun rather novel, if very, very overdone. I think the whole bike would be much better without the “ho ho it’s ‘a fast mother fokker’” embellishment. Maybe they should have painted Manfred von Richtofen on the stay… In any case, at least spell the title correctly.

Does the auction win include a repaint? My eyes are still bleeding (and not because of the German/French association).