Okay okay… enough already about Chrissie’s coaching news!!.. Eddie is who we should be talking about!
Eddie Izzard, the “British European, who thinks like an American” comedian is currently running around Britain for charity (Sport Relief - www.sportrelief.com)
Five weeks before starting he was asked by the charity to do something sporty. In true Eddie style he is now running 1100 miles on bugger all training.
his plan is something like a marathon a day for 7 weeks / 6 days a week.
and he is doing really well… he is up to his 17th marathon in 19 days!!
he is a bit overweight and wears women’s clothes… and now is an ultramarathon runner!!
One of my favorite comedians. I remember seeing him in Oceans 12 or whatever and thinking “so that’s what he looks like without make-up.” Good on him for doing that. I’m impressed.
He truely is the best, now if he was doing it in heels, well then he’d be a god!
No heels. He’s an ACTION Transvestite! (As opposed to “no, no no…WIERDO transvestite!”)
Cake please
“I’m sorry, we’re out.”
“So my only choice is, ‘or death’?!?”
“Well, we only had 3 slices, we didn’t expect such a rush!”
“I’ll have the chicken”
Cake please
“I’m sorry, we’re out.”
“So my only choice is, ‘or death’?!?”
“Well, we only had 3 slices, we didn’t expect such a rush!”
“I’ll have the chicken”
Cake please
“I’m sorry, we’re out.”
“So my only choice is, ‘or death’?!?”
“Well, we only had 3 slices, we didn’t expect such a rush!”
“I’ll have the chicken”
John
“tastes of human!”
My favorite-
“I am here to have sex with your wife and daughter”
“Go ahead, because of the debt of honor owed to General Lafayette…you do know you’re own history, yeah?..Noooooo!”
Or the crazy dog and the queen mum. Or babies on spikes. Or…ok, so I like it all, what can I say?
edited: I forgot the bit where he absolutely destroys a heckler that shouts “MOVE ON!” in the middle of his great escape bit…