Do Voodoo Dolls Exist?

Triathlon Forum
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I have reason to believe so

I had a pain - I wouldn’t say “stabbing pain” because I’ve not been stabbed - on my right side, just below my bottom rib. It was very acute and uncomfortable, but not in a place where I could attribute it to a specific muscle pull or pinched nerve

Almost as soon as I acknowledged it, it went away

Well, not “went away” - the same sensation showed up on the other side, but a little lower

“Oh! It’s gas or something, working it’s way around”

That made sense

Until it went away - without any indications of abdominal trouble

This pain, was kinda hard to describe

highly localized, almost to the point where I could put I pinky fingertip on it and say “yep, that’s it” then move 1/2" either way and say “nothing”

It was first in the tummy area, who’s we could desk with, then - clearly someone was fucking with us - the exact same “spark” as I called it, showed up behind my right shoulder

This was NOT a gastro incident

My hip followed, earache, left ribs, shoulders, neck, back to the tummy

Just keeps bouncing around, randomly

Whatever/whoever it is, has been kind enough to leave my balls alone LOL

Maybe that’s the Finale?

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Of course, the follow-up is

“Randy, do you believe there is someone in your life who could’ve acquired the knowledge of Dark Magic to use it against you?”
“Oh - certainly; more than one, I’m sure. At least I hope so”

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Of course, the follow-up is

“Randy, do you believe there is someone in your life who could’ve acquired the knowledge of Dark Magic to use it against you?”
“Oh - certainly; more than one, I’m sure. At least I hope so”

That goes without saying, I wouldve thought. As probably does this…

Assuming someone had the tenacity and talent (?) to develop such a skill… Do you think they believe you have done something to deserve such focus, effort, and intention? And, do you think they specifically developed this skill to get even with you… Or, was it developed for other causes, and now you are just a convenient (albeit allegedly deserving) target.

Have you looked at the people immediately behind you in the 100/100 standings? Maybe someone wants to move up a spot next year?

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As a follow up…

Perhaps you are just the practice target for a bigger fish? I wonder if they are a triathlete on the forum?

Should we have ST do a pole?

  1. Would you learn vodoo so that you could cause random pains to RandMart?
  2. If not, but you happened to learn voodoo for some other reason would use it on RandMart because of something he did?
  3. If not, but you were learning it to use on some other victim (deserving or otherwise), would you practice on RandMart?
  4. Have you already used voodoo on RandMart?
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Have you ever crossed Paul Pogba? He seems to believe in and dabble in these arts if you believe his brother’s accusations. Do you live in South Florida? I remember a lot of santeria talk about spells and people leaving headless chickens at doorsteps being bad juju.

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As a follow up…

Perhaps you are just the practice target for a bigger fish? I wonder if they are a triathlete on the forum?

Should we have ST do a pole?

  1. Would you learn vodoo so that you could cause random pains to RandMart?
  2. If not, but you happened to learn voodoo for some other reason would use it on RandMart because of something he did?
  3. If not, but you were learning it to use on some other victim (deserving or otherwise), would you practice on RandMart?

Adding:
5. Are you married? It has been shown pains can develop from a significant other that mimics stabbing discomfort you described…

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Yes. I distinctly remember going on at least one field trip in grade school to a Voodoo Shop. It was creepy. (I am from New Orleans).