Dear Slowtwitch,
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have
suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual
signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been
going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names
she always says, just some friends from work, you don’t know them. I try to
stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall
asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the
garage behind my Cervelo P3c so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she arrived home from a night out with ‘the girls.’ When she
got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her panties
out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my P3c, that I noticed a hairline crack where the brake lever meets
the Zipp Vukabull base bar. Is this something I can fix myself or should
I take it back to the bike-shop where I bought it?