Croc headlights

The Coffee Shop
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Can someone set up a go fund me for me? (It’s tacky to set up your own go fund me…)

https://www.amber-rain.com/products/crocs-headlights?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=Instagram_Reels&utm_campaign=23854673068910005&utm_term=23854673068790005&utm_content=23854673068670005&fbclid=PAAaZWwmvDHUwmOUBCfC_LVMTKp-TqbsjLjylzzsbc4T81poEqu-asDZ8tFYw_aem_th_AZ7edykHu9NSItJ24kX0PcoUmJM7oPL4dsx8PC7mtPHbVsPOmQ0mGSy5w-g3IFxJ47DNz7ayt917xU9QuquDZZMZ

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I love how they come in colors to match!

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I am not even going to make fun of that. It’s genius.
Wanna split the shipping?

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I’d considered buying these until I armor-all’d my Crocs. The moonlight reflects so brightly off them now it’s like walking during midday.

Looks cool though. I might buy a set just for the fashion statement.

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Can someone set up a go fund me for me? (It’s tacky to set up your own go fund me…)

https://www.amber-rain.com/...z7ayt917xU9QuquDZZMZ

“Connection is not Private”

What are we talking about?

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I read an article about the best kind of nighttime lighting, which coincidentally reduces light pollution. The best nighttime lighting is low to the ground, not from super high street lights. So these low level lighters are probably backed by science.

They are a bargain at only $12.99.

Plus the reviews are pretty good, although Kimberly warns: “PLEASE ensure the batteries are installed correctly! They will NOT work if even ONE battery is not installed in the right direction.”

Lol

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I read an article about the best kind of nighttime lighting, which coincidentally reduces light pollution. The best nighttime lighting is low to the ground, not from super high street lights. So these low level lighters are probably backed by science.

They are a bargain at only $12.99.

Plus the reviews are pretty good, although Kimberly warns: “PLEASE ensure the batteries are installed correctly! They will NOT work if even ONE battery is not installed in the right direction.”

Lol

Thank you Kimberly for womansplaining that to all the mouthbreathers out there.

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I read an article about the best kind of nighttime lighting, which coincidentally reduces light pollution. The best nighttime lighting is low to the ground, not from super high street lights. So these low level lighters are probably backed by science.

They are a bargain at only $12.99.

Plus the reviews are pretty good, although Kimberly warns: “PLEASE ensure the batteries are installed correctly! They will NOT work if even ONE battery is not installed in the right direction.”

Lol

Thank you Kimberly for womansplaining that to all the mouthbreathers out there.

She saved us all a whole lot of heartache and confusion. What a sweetie.

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I’d considered buying these until I armor-all’d my Crocs. The moonlight reflects so brightly off them now it’s like walking during midday.

Looks cool though. I might buy a set just for the fashion statement.

I just bought a set. They come tomorrow.

So stupid, I had to own it.

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Halogen, Xenon, or LED?

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another pro tip: if you’re using a basket for kindling, remove dinner first

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Halogen, Xenon, or LED?

CFL
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Solar panel Jibbitz powered LEDs are the only Croc lamps approved in your province. You’ll need to cancel that order.

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Jewish space lasers now infiltrating society at ground level.

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https://i.imgur.com/I7vJ51B.jpg
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Mine arrive Sunday.

Along with another highly useful Croc mounted accessory…

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Mine arrive Sunday.

Along with another highly useful Croc mounted accessory…

You bought the balls didn’t you?

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Did you know they make Croc snowplow accessories?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkGw8gSEJTglG3mWWMjtjVJPFxq6Fq2j_2HJ9uTtlrLBBsuXumCj8d1SKslwvDI_4bqrk&usqp=CAU

But that isn’t what I bought. I got something much more useful for my situation.

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Do they jingle jangle jingle?