Critique my position (5)

I have a very important race coming up in July. I would really like to well, particulary to impress my girlfriend. Any advice on improving my bike position would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d829b3127cce9247e2341e4c00000016108EYs2bVw4cC

Get a P3C.

you don’t seem to be moving quite fast enough and your build isn’t really that of a cyclist.
just looking at this position, I can tell you that you have no future in this sport.

(reminds that the same comment was made to a young tennis player, re. his forehand and serve about 20yo…his name was Pete Sampras…)

Get rid of the ugly red disc, it clashes with the blue and white skinsuit.

Saddle’s too high.

Those carbon bars are an accident waiting to happen…you should have stuck with Syntace cowhorns and C2 clips…

Poser.

You’re all set to ring the bells at Notre Dame and yell "sanctuary! sanctuary!

–j

Hey!! my saddle to fore arm drop is 7cm. Of course, I am only 5’6"

What’s with all the logos? Someone should help him pull all those decals off.

You’re sitting too much off to one side of the saddle. It’s as if…you know…like…there’s something missing…

And get rid of that dinosaur wheel on the front and get an 808. Clincher.

your jersey is assymetrical - yellow band only on the left sleeve
.

seat’s too low, you need to raise the seatp…oh never mind, get a new bike :slight_smile:
.

You’re sitting too much off to one side of the saddle. It’s as if…you know…like…there’s something missing…

LOL…that is horrible man…leave the single shooter alone. LOL

As someone said, loose the red on that disc. The blue and white go well with silver. If you don’t have another disc, just put a training wheel there. No need to be that aerodynamic at that speed.

You could work on that helmet. Paint an eagle or an american flag.

C’mon, don’t you know Oakley has brand new stylish sun glasses? Loose the '99 M-Frame also.

Klep, the Fashion Police

You should get a Walser and rebadge it for that dumpy company you ride bikes for. Everyone knows Walsers are the best TT bikes…just ask Levi, since he crushed you yesterday.

Sport performance never impress the girls - boy some flowers instead.

flowers from men occur when they’ve either done something wrong, or are about to. skip the flowers, win the race>that’s hot.