New product - from the folks that brought you American Zofingen. Because we’re sadistic bastards.
Enter American Zofingen by August 15th and receive a free Compression Condom!
Are they intended to improve performance during the event or to provide better recovery after the event?
Confucious say triathlete should spend more time on bike, less time in hooker.
Wait, aren’t regular condoms very compressive already?
Wait, aren’t regular condoms very compressive already?
Depends on what you’re packing…
Wait, aren’t regular condoms very compressive already?
that would depend on the size of the equipment in question.
and if these are true recovery medical grade compression, then blood would be directed back to the core therefore keeping said equipment from functioning.
Wait, aren’t regular condoms very compressive already?
Depends on what you’re packing…
Well, you know that statement that they print at the base of the condom . . .
They do both, at half the price! Long live capitalism!!
Me thinks it is time you came clean on all the rest of the after training activities you experienced in May with (or without) the Swedish Doodes.
Also, put me down for the Long Course.
You can keep the CC, I sincerely doubt that they come in hobbitt size.
No, “regular” condoms are regular. Ours are “compression” condoms!
Details… Get squeezed, squeeze back. Haven’t you seen Mad Max (“you push me, I push you…”)
Do they make your pecker look like a dork?
Thom
Hobbit condoms!!! Parkito, you are indeed a trip!
Compression condoms come in 4 sizes - P1, P2, P3 and P4!!! (Apologies to Cervelo).
No, they make your pecker look like a dick.
We don’t print statements…our condoms ARE a statement.
Do they increase blood flow by making your 2 lane highway like a 4 lane highway?
Do they make you last longer, or finish faster?
Are they ribbed? I only ask so that if they are, I’ll wear mine w/ the ribs on the inside, for MY pleasure.
Big honking beer steins, FREE beer, Irish Car Bombs in transition, and now Compression Condoms?
Sounds like the post-race party is gonna be a hoot this year! : )
Single use dishwasher safe ?
Another contender for thread of the year!
if the advice fits…
Drop your front end lower & re-check your seat height.
Always use the position that gives the best results over the course of the entire event, not just to see who can get the middle leg done the fastest & looks most ‘pro’.
Use Pam to be able to get out quickly after the swim
Others i’m missing here?
Dimples would improve performance
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