Jeez, these are real clowns.
(stolen from Inner City Press’s X feed)
Judge Kaplan: I notice the defense is not yet in the courtroom…
Judge Kaplan: Now Mr. Madaio is in the courtroom.
Judge Kaplan: Ms. Habba, it is now twenty minutes to ten.
Habba: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you.
Judge Kaplan: Does your client intend on being present?
Habba: He’s here.
Judge Kaplan: He’s not in the courtroom.
Habba: I can grab him…
Judge Kaplan: So let me say, during the arguments and instructions, no one else is to speak…
Carroll’s lawyer: We have an issue with some of the tweets, they were not entered into evidence.
Madaio: These are tweets during the five hour gap. They are objecting.
Judge Kaplan: You did not succeed in entering them. Show me the slide
Judge Kaplan: You are not showing the slide.
Habba: Your Honor, Ms. Kaplan stipulated -
Judge Kaplan: Sit down. You are on the verge of spending some time in the lock up.
(Habba appears to laugh)
Judge Kaplan: Bring in the jury
Roberta Kaplan: Donald Trump’s testimony yesterday was brief because he doesn’t get a do-over
Trump’s lawyer Madaio: Objection!
Judge Kaplan: Overruled.
Roberta Kaplan: This is about how to compensate Ms. Carroll for the two statements- & punishing Donald Trump
(wasn’t there something about “no one else is to speak”?)
…
Roberta Kaplan: Donald Trump has tried to normalize this conduct. Normally, when people lose in court, they change their behavior.
Judge Kaplan: The record will reflect that Mr. Trump just rose and left the courtroom
Roberta Kaplan: Mr. Carroll’s old friend Carol Martin said she just wanted her day in court. Now she has it.
Judge Kaplan: We’re going to change gears. The defense is to remain seated. That includes you, Mr. Epshteyn, not that you’re part of the defense
(comment from some Xer: “Is it still a circus if the clown leaves early?”)
Roberta Kaplan: Prof Humphreys estimates between 7 and 12 million dollars to repair reputation - smaller than other programs, as she explained.
Madaio: Objection. It’s not in the record.
Roberta Kaplan: It is.
Judge Kaplan: The defense asked about other programs