Now you can precisely quantify the amount of bounceage for your breasts thanks to the Shock Absorber Bounce-o-meter, a computer simulation produced by a UK sports bra manufacturer. Just input the cup size, and the activity level (from yoga to horseriding) and the bounce o meter does the rest:
Groundbreaking.
I think the ST’rs crashed their website. It doesn’t seem to want to come up.
Ok, bare breasts probably won’t get me canned (I hope) but just a note for everyone at work.
There are bare breasts on this tool.
Just switch to the CG wireframe view and you are good.
Hank, I predict a minum of 1000 views and 30 replies by the end of the day. Probably 4000 views by the end of the week.
Yeah, this could be my first “successful” post. I was considering changing my handle to “The Cooler” as I could kill any thread at will. (I never posted on the Hottie Thread)
heh-heh. I’ve always thought of my boobs as a handicap. Too bad we can’t get minutes deducted from our finish times depending on cup size.
You could get some really big fake bombs bolted on, and then race Athena 
Maybe use them as some sorta hydration system too while yer at it?
Jeez, if that was the case my wife would have a relay team that would win everything they entered. My wife and her two best friends are collectively a DDD, F and GG.
Wow, this is pretty accurate. I just ran topless on the treadmill with a mirror in front of me and it was remarkably similar to their site. I’ll post a pics in a few minutes.
D.
“For the ladies.” Yeah, right.
Say Hank, just out of curiosity, how did you come across this???
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Wow… the wonders of technology… there wasn’t stuff like this around when George Costanza interviewed for a job as a bra salesman…
we need pictures…I think we could all do a better job at estimation compared to that computer program!
We’ll measure the distance from the chin and belly button. A “per bounce cadence”
Let me be the first to say…
I volunteer to be an independent Female Bounce Inspector…
GG<<
Later!
Brian
FBI_or_die_tryin@LI.tri
Wow, this is pretty accurate. I just ran topless on the treadmill with a mirror in front of me and it was remarkably similar to their site. I’ll post a pics in a few minutes.
D.
Yeah - post pictures or it did not happen! :^>
I have to admit that I had to research every option available at all different speeds and views on that site. I am now a walking encyclopedia bounceometer and I can now make support level recommendations on the spot.
as long as they don’t make an ass shock absorber, that would ruin the whole fun of doing the run.