check this out:
http://www.h-zontal.com/pagesgb/presentation.html
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makes my junk hurt
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looks like it’d be fun to try, but far from bike porn this thing is ugly lol
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Does it come in carbon fiber?
Im sure the Rednecks around here (rural KS) already wonder about me on my tri bike. Can’t imagine what they would think riding that! Aint happeing.
The future over/under tandem version has the potential to be true porn…
wow. prone mountainbiking.
that’s got some serious x-games potential on the downhills.
Is this website from 1980?
It was making my neck hurt, but then I saw that it is steered with a mirror system, which can be mounted on the bike or on goggles. Hmmm, maybe if they marketed just the mirror system to triathletes they would have a successful business venture.
Hilarious.
Thats one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. I’ve love to see it at a tri.
Oh man
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The future over/under tandem version has the potential to be true porn…
My buddies & I were laughing during the 2010 Vancouver Olympics about he guys who invented the 2 man luge; would have liked to be a fly on the wall during the discusion, "hey Franz, I’m going to lie on the sled, und you sit on my lap, und zen ve hop in ze bumpy chute und sluide down - WeeeEEEE!
What??? Not even pictured with a disc? How could they possibly claim aero…
“Even more, the H-Zontal bike is fun to ride like Superman !”
SOLD!
you find a way to make the mirror act as a fairing, and you’ve just created the next thing trend that’s sure to catch on even bigger than wearing your calf sleeves en route to a solid MOP finish at your local sprint triathlon.
The FAQ is a good laugh…
The FAQ is a good laugh…
Perhaps you could imagine that doing sharp turns is not very easy… But you will find out that you could easily put one foot on the ground and therefore there’s no problem !
The FAQ is a good laugh…
HAHHAHA!
Is the women breast compressed ?
No, the breast is not supported on the boobies but higher up on the clavicle and sternum.
The actual version of H-Zontal bike is not good for long ride, but it will be improved :
The mirror system is not yet perfect, but if it was built by a goggle industry, the vision wil be improved.
The hips support needs improvement for long rides.
Then, when your hips hurts, you cannot stand up for a long time to allay the pain.
I am getting vertigo AND motion sick at the same time just looking at the pics 
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