Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje (G’Town)
Sheik Ya Ya Dia (G’Town)
Boubacar Aw (G’Town)
God Shammgod (Providence)
Duany Duany (UW)
Majestic Mapp (UVa)
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute (UCLA)
Chief Kickingstallionsims (Stetson)
Matt Haryasz (Stanford)
Dick Trickle (NASCAR)
Miroslav Satan (Sabres)
Ron Tugnutt (NHL)
Ron Artest (if you change one of the "T"s to an excalmation point and jumble, it’s “no arrest!”
Fennis Dembo (Wyoming, Pistons)
Coco Crisp (MLB)
Milton Bradley (MLB)
Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo (NBA)
Johnny Dickshot (MLB 1936-1945)
Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala (NFL)
As I recall, Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo attended Georgetown, just like Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje, Sheik Ya Ya Dia, and Boubacar Aw. John Thompson must have a helluva recruiting travel budget.
While in college, Mutombo would go to bars at G-Town and ask out loud in his deep, deep, guttoral voice, “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” Classy guy. College, yeaaaaaaaaah!
I have always like french-Canadian names…probably because I have always liked the Montreal Canadiens.
Andre “red light” Racicot (terrible goalie, hence the nickname)
Patrice Brisbois (it just rolls off the tongue)
Per Djoos (pronounced “pear juice”)
Link Gaetz (called “the missing link” he was a goon and had some serious issues)
Garth Butcher (and he looked mean)
Frank McCool
Zarley Zalapski
Jeff Beukeboom (crushing checker)
Miroslav Satan (pronouned Sha-tan)
Darius Kasparaitus (my friends used to always joke about having a bad case of Kasparaitus)
Zdeno Cigar (pronounced See-gr)
