Today is the day:
Pretty sure I will be here tomorrow whether it happens today or not.
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This is absolutely required
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There’s some interesting time shifting right there.
And despite every person being wrong for the last 2000 years about it happening, the people making the prediction will come out tomorrow and say that they realized where their mistakes were in the calculation and now have a new date.
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No human being on this earth is ready for what is coming. I’m a billion percent sure. I began to hear literally in my ear the sound of the trumpet.
Well with certainty that staggering, I’m convinced. See y’all on the other side.
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?? If you get raptured today you won’t be here to post tomorrow.
Or are you saying this is heaven like field of dreams? That would be somewhat disappointing. Heaven has been way overhyped.
Good news! My to-do list had been getting long.
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Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
Tomorrow is here today, as am I.
Never understood how some Christians believe they can predict the day when Jesus himself said they would not be able too.
Jesus even got it wrong 
Another thing I kinda have issue with:
Jesus died at 3PM on Good Friday - how do we know it was 3PM? Had the Romans broken the day up into hours by that time or were they just guessing that halfway between Noon and Sunset was 3PM?
He was in the Tomb from then on - or a little after, when Joseph of Arimathea petitioned Pilate to release the body to him, so it could be laid in his tomb - and all day Saturday
He was Resurrected sometime before morning , when Mary Magdalene discovered He was gone, and told John & Peter, who ran to the Tomb - inspiring the first Race Report
So, to be accurate, He was only dead for maybe 39 hours? Being the Bible, let’s make it an even 40 (they like that number) - it had been a rough couple days and maybe she slept in a little
Anyway, NOT three days; unless there’s something in Jewish/Hebrew tradition that says if you’re dead for any part of a day, you’re dead for the whole day
I know there’s a parable where workers in the field who worked only the last hour of the day were paid the same full wage as workers who had showed up early & worked the whole day, which kinda pissed the earlier workers off a bit, but Jesus sort of used that to explain that it didn’t matter when in life people came to Him, in the Kingdom of Heaven everyone would be treated the same
Wasn’t this plot stolen from This is the End?
Pretty sure it was stolen from Anita Baker.
“God gave me another vision today. He said that he changed his mind about coming back today, and is going to give you two more weeks”
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The Romans knew how to tell time, certainly to the precision of an hour.
They had some great watches to help them. Romanex watches were the gold standard of the day.
