Just curious if anyone else had some stuff planned for tomorrow.
I am bringing in some donuts tomorrow, but some of them will not be the typical sugar rounds that everyone loves. They will be salt rounds instead just trying to bring back memories of when I replaced the coffee sugar with salt a few years ago.
Doing the standard stuff too. Putting windows 98 start up floppy disks in peoples drives so they boot up to a funny screen. Taking balls out of any mouse that has one and put them in one persons desk drawer. Putting tape on the little button the phone sits on, so when you pick it up, it is still hung up.
We are a very close department, so as long as it is not to crazy, everyone has a good time.
Bikesport is the above ground nuclear test facility for April Fool’s Pranks. It is so rampant we probably should not even be open. They become more convoluted and protracted every year.
The one pulled on ST last year with Tom Demerely coming out of the closet was classic. I just tried to search for it but couldn’t find it. Any one know who pulled that? I suspect Monk or Tibbs.
While we are at it anyone have a good prank for a middle school class? I am a subsitute teacher and i do middle school tommarow. Most of the kids knwo me so i can get away with some stuff but its a school so alot will be a no no. it is a music class. I could always write a bunch of work ont he board or give them a handout and say pop quiz but i have done that before and its not that great. any ideas?
While we are at it anyone have a good prank for a middle school class? I am a subsitute teacher and i do middle school tommarow. Most of the kids knwo me so i can get away with some stuff but its a school so alot will be a no no. it is a music class. I could always write a bunch of work ont he board or give them a handout and say pop quiz but i have done that before and its not that great. any ideas?
How about giving them that multi-page test whose first instruction is to read all tasks before doing any; the final task is an instruction not to do any of the very silly (and often loud!) tasks? See who follows directions and gets to sit and watch the others make fools of themselves. An object lesson in following directions.
i remember those. that might work. call it a pop quiz for attendance or something. I think it might be a small class since there were alot of openings for music teachers on friday. I think there might be a band thing or something
My girlfriend has been in the Dominican all week and she gets back tomorrow. Last night I went to her house and coated her shower with bubble bath. I did the sink too. I also rigged a cup of confetti to the top of her bedroom door. That will be nice surprise for her.
I was going to turn all of her drawers upside down until I realized they slide on a track. In addition, I took the contents of her dresser drawers out and replaced them with packing peanuts. My favorite has to be the letter I wrote from the IRS saying that she will be audited this year.
Some other suggestions:
Take the bolts on the door hinges out so the door falls off when someone opens it. My buddy stole his friend’s credit card while he was in the shower and said let’s go out to dinner. He didn’t find out about until a month later when his statement came.
My girlfriend has been in the Dominican all week and she gets back tomorrow. Last night I went to her house and coated her shower with bubble bath. I did the sink too. I also rigged a cup of confetti to the top of her bedroom door. That will be nice surprise for her.
I was going to turn all of her drawers upside down until I realized they slide on a track. In addition, I took the contents of her dresser drawers out and replaced them with packing peanuts. My favorite has to be the letter I wrote from the IRS saying that she will be audited this year
guess you weren’t hoping to get any sex when she got home were you?
I know…I’m definitely taking a risk here. But, in the two weeks leading up to her vacation she was razzing me everyday. She is also a prankster and doesn’t think that I am. Basically, it’s payback.
You’re right though. Even after a week of not seeing each other, I still might be sleeping on the couch and visiting The Hottie Thread.
In college, I arranged for a friend to call my girlfriend, and pretend to be from the local health clinic. She advised my girlfriend that I had listed her (my girlfriend) as one of my sexual contacts, that I had tested positive for some VD or another, and that she should come down and get tested herself. She was not happy.
I think that’s the last April Fool’s day joke I ever did…
You wanna hear my April Fools Day joke? I am rapidly becomming more and more unhinged as April draws nearer. I can’t beleive this is happening to me…ME of all guys. I’m getting married on April 23rd. Oh, I know it isn’t April 1st, but I am getting the feeling that the jokes will start tomorrow and I get to be made a fool of every day until the 23rd.
We got engaged the day before Thanksgiving. Aren’t engagements suposed to be longer? April 23rd. Not May 23rd, not July or September 23rd, but freaking April the freaking twenty freaking third.
And what is the kicker you may be asking? Besides the fact that I’m going to be freaking married? That morning there is a group ride that I haven’t missed in three years. I was thinking that the ceremony would be in the evening and I could go on the ride that morning and get cleaned up, but no. The park only had an opening of 10:00am - noon. I get the feeling this won’t be the last group ride I will be missing either.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Once they’re done, tell them to read third word down the list again.
My grade 9 class is getting a surprise quiz tomorrow morning. I teach high school mathematics and we have been working on algebra and factoring and that is what their quiz is on … except that it covers questions related to these topics that they won’t see for 2 more years. Should keep me amused and them freaking out for a few minutes at least …
I am getting the feeling that the jokes will start tomorrow and I get to be made a fool of every day until the 23rd.
Oh, no, my friend. The joke on you BEGINS on the 23rd.
We do professional pre-marital counseling here on ST. You, my friend, do not sound ready. Would you rather jump now, or really screw things up by (a) waiting until the 23rd, at 10:00 AM, or (b) getting divorced? I didn’t even see the words “I love her, and everything, but…”
Nothing planned this year but two of my favourites from prior years:
The garage sale. Take yer buddy out drinking on March 31st. Get him liquored up real good. After you get him home and into bed, go plaster the neighbourhood with signs that he’s having a garage sale, starting at 9am SHARP. Last time I did this, the guy spent about 4 hrs driving around town with a massive hangover in his boxers trying to find all the signs.
Saran-wrap his/her car. Get the big industrial size role of cling wrap. Cling wrap the car. Added comedy if you get the victim drunk the night before, then call them early in the morning and tell them your car’s broke down and you really need a ride to work/some similar BS. Make sure you have a camera with you as you hide across the street from their car and watch them try to get in.
just trying to bring back memories of when I replaced the coffee sugar with salt a few years ago.