So after reading some of the stories about locker room horror at some gyms. Not to try and one up on Record10Carbon, but I might have him beat on this one. I work at my local gym, more of a “health club” then a gym. At any rate. The other night I was working and two guys in their 40’s came up to me rather upset. Apparently, they were sitting in the sauna, and a guy in his 70’s or 80’s they said just stood up. And I couldn’t believe what they said he did next. He walked over and took a piss on the heating element. They said he just let it flow then sat back down like nothing had happened. They both came running out to me as fast as they could to tell me. When I went in to check about it, I couldn’t find anyone. And they didn’t see where the old guy went. Scary thought though.
I’ll try to top that one. In the shower at my local club is a fold down shower chair for the handicapped. One day after a long swim I enter the shower area and there is a grossly obese man in his late fifties sitting there reading a news paper. No, he was not showering. Just reading the paper and watching the rest of us. His belly hung between his legs, buck naked. Why would someone at a gym read the paper in the nude in the shower? Fastest shower I ever took.
Heh, at our local Y some guy got busted not long ago for videotaping the young boys…
but I’d give a far harsher penalty to someone who pisses in the sauna. That’s too rude.