Ana Kornholekova

With the US Open on every night I have been noticing a new crop of very attractive European women in the singles draw. Still though nothing comes close to the special brand of cuteness/whorebag/athlete that Anna had going on. I don’t ever recall a female tennis player letting her gooch hang out quite like Anna did. Now it’s common place, but she was working it somethin’ fierce back in the day.

My fav eye candy out there right now is Anna Ivanovich she is gorgeous. Even though not a new breed she’s my fav…maybe cuter than when she came on tour 10 years ago or so.

I really thought that this would be a NSFW thread and was wondering why I was even opening it.

Now I am disappointed.

Some of the women are nice looking but I really can’t watch women’s tennis. Not sure why but I find it very boring.

I really thought that this would be a NSFW thread and was wondering why I was even opening it.

Now I am disappointed.

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I really can’t watch women’s tennis. Not sure why

It’s all the horrific grunting.

Whorebag? Kornholekova? Did she not reply to your fan mail or something?

Whorebag? Kornholekova? Did she not reply to your fan mail or something?

Dangit! I was hoping no one would figure it out, but my act of subterfuge has failed. 3,277 emails on not one reply. Shit.

You suck at gifs…

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I will humbly defer to your status as the GifMeister. Karate bow.
You suck at gifs…

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My fav eye candy out there right now is Anna Ivanovich]

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You do too. You better try some more.

No photoshop ugliness!

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I got to spend a day working with Anna. Let me tell, she is a bitch! Everyone around her kissed her ass and she was never satisfied. I spent the day trying to piss her off and succeed many times. At one point she said, “you’re just a smartass dick, aren’t you”. I told her we were meant to be and should go make-up". She laughed. Wow was she hot. During her warm up’s for a charity match she was bending over I stood by her with my tongue out poking more fun at her. A still photog shot that picture. My moment w Anna K is documented forever

Saw her in Indianapolis and it was way better in person. TV she was cute, but up close oh my I was not disappointed. Then Agassi showed up with Brooke Shields whom I will never tire of looking at and I left Anna to the other vultures on the practice courts!

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Mardy Fish showed up to a Twins game this season with his spouse Stacy Gardner a Deal or No deal model. Wow. Didn’t realize tennis players can pull “stats” like those.

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