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So, I’m in my kitchen drinking what I thought was Gatorade “Orange,” A.M. (as opposed to P.M…I guess after 12 a.m, this one doesn’t work?) and it tastes a bit different. It turns out, it wasn’t orange at all. It was “Tropical Mango Orange.” My wife just goes and buys any and all gatorade on sale, no matter what the flavor, usually variants of the horrible Gatorade “Rain” series, that sort of translucent vomitous concoctions they have created in their labs.
Its all the same to her. Rain must be good, quenching, I’ll get that for him, 10 for 5 dollars.
But I have to say although I’m a Blue Raspberry devotee, Tropical Mango may be a new favorite. So, after all the experiments lately with “Rain Berry” and Tropical Mango, I figure there’s a list somewhere.
And I found this link. It looks like some of the first categories are for real, but read the ones over on the list, “Flavors Not Sold in the US.”
My favorites:
- Riptide Rush diahreaa
- Sky Blast urine
http://wikibin.org/articles/list-of-gatorade-flavors.html
Don’t forget my all-time favorite, “Sweat-Flavored Gatorade!” It was made from the sweat of real world-class athletes.
Don’t forget my all-time favorite, “Sweat-Flavored Gatorade!” It was made from the sweat of real world-class athletes.
or what your water bottle tastes like on a hot day when your bottle is mounted below you on the seat tube…
I get dirt flavored on my mtb.
The best - Energy Bar Flavors - Brownie Storm.
I’m trying to control my laughter but all anyone sees is me shaking uncontrollably.
I’m not sure which to try first, the “Fierce Orange Cherry Berry Kerry Larry Smarry Dairy” or the “Blueberry Kerry Merry Larry goes on the Ferry”.
I definitely know which one I’m getting for my wife!
Later!
Brian
I personally really liked Citrus Cooler Warmer, Tropical Bursting Smell, Citrus Fruit Vegetable, and Fierce Grape Bean. Chocolate Chip Hair is a mean energy bar too.
Anyone remember seeing the Gu ‘Savory’ line of gels?
