I think when a man gets to be a certain age, and he’s achieved a certain something in life where enough eyeballs are on him, he develops what I can only call Grapefruit Face where you squint your eyes and purse your lips and emit a generally strange puckered-up face like someone has forced opened your eyes and squeezed half a grapefruit into them.
Or it could just be botox.
Yeah, I am on board on critiquing Alec’s looks. LOL!
That’s his badass look
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nah, that’s his “I’m spewing anti-gay epithets” look.
Yeah, I am on board on critiquing Alec’s looks. LOL!
i don’t mean it cruelly, really. but there are celebs constantly in the public eye who must clearly practice their ‘red carpet’ gaze (like zoolander’s blue steel). Baldwin takes this to 11. i’ve had friends or acquaintances who are extremely looks-conscious as well and in every photograph they’ve got this practiced look. not a bad thing to do I guess. better than looking like a total buffoon.
this post was originally going to be: Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with Mel Gibson or Alec Baldwin but then I couldn’t get Baldwin’s face out of my head. Auuuuugggghhhh!
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I prefer the Ned Beatty face pucker.
Leonardo DiCaprio, doing it wrong.
where you squint your eyes and purse your lips
Translation: Man crush
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where you squint your eyes and purse your lips
Translation: Man crush
you assume I identify with a specific gender and all the paleo-typical traits and stereotypes that go along with said gender. Wrong!
Having said that I would man-bone Baldwin in a heartbeat.
I used to go to the same gym as him in NY and would see him all the time and one time in a spin class I rode the bike next to him. He accidently bumped my arm and he said to me “sorry, I am a sweaty pig.” I told him it was ok. True story.
this post was originally going to be: Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with Mel Gibson or Alec Baldwin but then I couldn’t get Baldwin’s face out of my head. Auuuuugggghhhh!
The answer to that question would depend. Is there any other food on the island? If so, Mel. If not, Alec.