Aerogeeks- calf fairings?

Ok random thought in the shower this AM:
-i used to be a very competitive skier. speed skiing (now a dead sport- hot for a while- tucking straight down really steep slopes at >100mph) used not just aero helmets and skinsuits, but also calf fairings

here is a picture- they are teardrop shapes behind the calves.

http://visual.merriam-webster.com/images/sports-games/winter-sports/speed-skiing/speed-skier.jpg

Why shouldnt we wear these on our bikes? Presumably there woudl be an issue with the “fairing” rule, but given that that rule has an out for “carrying equipment or nutrition” as long as we tape one guy into each of our “calf fairings” we can call them nutrition pockets.

I know it would be beyond dorky- but dont tell me that it wouldnt make a HUGE difference.

Clyde

it’s gonna rub. it’s gonna look superstupid. it adds rotational weight. it’s gonna hinder blood flow. more to come …

…“as long as we tape one guy into each of our “calf fairings” we can call them nutrition pockets.”

Two problems I can see with this. (1). I don’t like the taste of guys, and (2). It would just be too creepy having guys riding on my leg when I’m trying to race.

Now those little gu packs might work, then you’d have something…

it’s gonna rub. it’s gonna look superstupid. it adds rotational weight. it’s gonna hinder blood flow. more to come …
I can’t wait to see those on 14 mph average sprint races :slight_smile:

i don’t know about guys, but what about:

http://nazminsleague.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/dog-humping-a-womans-leg-92041.jpg

you might want to shave that dog in order to be more aero
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BTW: anyone got some wind tunnel data on several types of dogs? does curly fur create a boundary layer, thus making the dog faster?

I think the trick would be to use a dog with dimples. lacking that, very very short stuble is about as close as you can get.

the future of triathlon:
http://i27.tinypic.com/sq3tsj.jpg
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Genius just kicked me in the balls while I was posting in another thread…

Compression socks with some bootleg flasks tucked under them!

I know they serve beer after a lot of triathlons, but is it USAT legal to drink hard liquor DURING a race??

i don’t know about guys, but what about:

http://nazminsleague.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/dog-humping-a-womans-leg-92041.jpg

you might want to shave that dog in order to be more aero

He needs a speed suit!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N0/Rx9l3s2dQNI/AAAAAAAABFE/EbvKnvMaOk8/s320/dog+skinsuit.bmp

I’m pretty sure this has been done. I seem to recall seeing them used at a race about 15 years ago and the guys using them smoked everyone. I think they were banned shortly thereafter. I think it was about the same time the “Black Hole” fork/wheel was being shown.

Greg.

well they would be fairings, probably hot too
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at one time you could buy a jersey that had flaps of fabric to close off the arm to chest aera.

All sarcasm aside (not that I don’t enjoy a good leg-humping dog play), the most obvious issue to me is the fact that the speed skier is essentially trying to maintain a roughly fixed position, rather than having the legs spinning in 90 rpm circles which introduces a bunch of confounding factors.

I’m pretty sure this has been done.
It has. Similar fairings for the upper arm have also been tried, as well as simply having a triangular piece of windproof fabric stretching from arm to waist. I don’t know about the leg fairings, but the upper arm fairings were reported to be rather effective, and the Tailwinds skinsuit was really fast (I set my all-time 40 km TT PB wearing one).

I’m pretty sure this has been done. I seem to recall seeing them used at a race about 15 years ago

if my scanner was working i could scan the ad for these as i have some old issues of TRIATHLON TIMES back when it was a big newspaper-like periodical. they were basically arm fairings and (at the time) TRI-FED banned them.

I’m petty sure they had both the arm and leg fairings. It was at a triathlon in Calgary, Alberta in the early 90s.

Greg.

Here you go. There are so many funny caption opportunities that I’ll just leave you with the picture: http://www.pjwphotos.co.uk/WebSite/250508/slides/ND045958.html

How much time would you lose in transition? :slight_smile:

Here you go. There are so many funny caption opportunities that I’ll just leave you with the picture: http://www.pjwphotos.co.uk/...slides/ND045958.html

WTF IS THAT ON THAT DUDE’S NOGGIN?!? I think we may have officially retired the trophy for looking like a dork on a bike…