A running handicap

Eat a bacon covered scallop and then immediately go for a run. This is a great way to slow you down, so that you and your recovering spouse are a more even match.

I am such a jerk…I read your title and busted out thinking about this classic…sorry for the hijack…

http://bootleg.txmafia.com/uploads/320.jpg

Perfect for some STer. You need to put it in the Lavender Room for all the political hotheads.

What!!! Thread-jacker!!! You made a farce of a completely serious thread. Oh the humanity!!!

Blech. That combo should be on Fear Factor for Vegetarians!

Dry heave.

Seriously though…I have rock gut…I can eat and run after even Chipotle…not sure how I do it…

Oh, and as a side note - my favorite food for the run at IM is a ham and swiss on rye…proven to help me kick BOP ass baby!

Seriously though…I have rock gut…I can eat and run after even Chipotle…not sure how I do it…

Oh, and as a side note - my favorite food for the run at IM is a ham and swiss on rye…proven to help me kick BOP ass baby!
You run after ‘even chipotle’…that must look odd.