A fish bit my nipple

Hard.

I slapped it off. It wasn’t one of those where you feel a little nip and figure it must have been a fish. This guy latched on and I whacked him with my hand and felt him in my palm. A good 2-3 inches of vicious man-eater.

One of the under-reported dangers of open water swimming in freshwater lakes.

Good God. I guess that helps answer the question of ‘wetsuit or no wetsuit’.

Lucky for you it wasn’t one of those fresh water barracudas.

pics or it didn’t happen

LOL
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You didn’t even have to buy it dinner.
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Be happy it was just your nipple. Imagine if you were swimming in the buff.

I had a minnow in my shorts last week… but the water was cold.

Be happy it was just your nipple. Imagine if you were swimming in the buff.

fish thoughts
“Oooh! A worm! Yum!”

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Ma’am, I hope you are ok.

teach a fish to bite your nipple, and you will never go hungry again
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Body Glide …solves many problems, some they didn’t think of.

Body Glide …solves many problems, some they didn’t think of.

Actually, I had it on from earlier in the day. I even wondered if it served as bait.

This happened to me once when I was holding on to a boat in the middle of the lake. Is fish nipple biting a phenomenon we need to devote some time to?

So…it’s a condiment.
Useful knowledge.

You might be a redneck if…

As a female who has breastfed my babies - I love this thread so much.

A Møøse once bit my sister…

lamprey ?

or perhaps the infamous lake vampire fish

A Møøse once bit my sister…

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