A Colorado Mountain Run Report (Pics and attempts at humor)

I wasn’t too sure what to expect today. Will my legs be able to respond after 45 miles in two days? Could I do 120 miles over the course of a week? They say no shirt, no shoes, no service…will my pantslessness be tolerated?

The answers to all those questions proved to be yes. The run was amazing, and while I haven’t yet attempted to check out the book, I assume that the librarians in the People’s Republic of Boulder will understand that the only way to read The Audacity of Hope is 100% commando. Anyway, today’s run traveled up to the Continental Divide, providing an exquisite glimpse into the beauty of Colorado, and also the great gifts of nature. I want to use this post to take you on a journey up the trail, with nothing but curiosity and a camera (check out the blog for the same thing, but with more cursing!).

The ran began at Hessie Trailhead outside of Nederland (20 miles from Boulder) with a slowly ascending trail alternating between meadow and forest.

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We’re here, we’re taking pictures of flowers, get used to it.

After 4 miles, the trail began to approach the Continental Divide, with a quick detour to King Lake.

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Quick break to do some open-water practice.

Now it was time to go up in earnest. This is also what Earnest overheard just before his colonoscopy.

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The sound you just heard was the simultaneous dry heaving of every female ST reader.

About 7 miles in, a beautiful, rolling trail traversed the Continental Divide around 12,000 feet. It was called Lonesome Trail. There is a picture of the trail sign pointing at me, but things got too real to post that.

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That is my dad. He is a monster. At least that’s what small children say.

Next was a trip off the Divide on Devil’s Thumb Trail. I didn’t know Rush Limbaugh had extremities in such high places.

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THOSE FLOWERS ARE FREAKING HUGE!

About 10 miles in, a very still pond sat beside the trail. Now, this was one of the cooler things I have seen, so I wanted to share an altered photo with you. The reflections of trees on the opposite bank were so clear that flipping the camera resulted in an eerie, ghost-like scene.

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I think I read about this in Goosebumps.

After 12 miles, we left the exposed valley. But how do I know which way the trail is???

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Sherlock, which way!?

Finally, a few miles from the trailhead, the trail meandered through meadows and trees before skirting Boulder Creek. Off the trail 200 feet was a waterfall, and because I am so freaking masculine, I climbed into a cave in its underbelly. Luckily there were no flowers in the cave, or that previous sentence would be immediately refuted.

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It’s water. It’s falling. SHINY OBJECT.

Arriving back at the car with the post-run euphoria, I paused. We sometimes complicate athletics; we sometimes complicate life. But, taking just a moment to pause and look a little bit closer, one thing is simple and clear:

Life is amazing.

3 day total:
60.6 miles (51% of weekly goal)

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Hmmm…it is either an old lady, a beautiful young woman, or a nipple.

Did you make it this far??? Well, you are officially a winner. SUGGESTIVE FLOWER PRIZE TIME:

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Suggested Comment: This is what happens to Dave when he sees flowers.

I mean this with all decency.

Do you ever actually RUN during your runs? Maybe you should change the name to nature walk. Well, I bet there is some yogging in there… so nature jog.

Careful: next, you’re going to be wear one of these:
http://www.runningskirts.com/

Oooh, but they’re so utilitarian!

Hahaha, touche. I put a watch on the first two days of the week to get some solid pace miles in, but today as I waited for the dad I would take pictures.

And a running skirt is okay, but then I couldn’t wear my platform Lunaracers. Wouldn’t want to seem easy :slight_smile:

PS. After having met you, this comment gains another level of awesomeness.

Excellent adventure dude! I would love to try something like that, but my legs are about as old as your Dad’s. Good luck with the quest for 120.

Excellent adventure dude! I would love to try something like that, but my legs are about as old as your Dad’s. Good luck with the quest for 120.

Thanks Mark! I bet you could destroy one of these high-elevation runs! Cycling seems to really translate to the uphills and trail-running in general.

I was told by gmail that Murphy’sLaw responded to the post, clicked on the link, and was told it no longer existed. That was a sad moment. I would cut off my ear as a gift to get that post back.

Anyway, bump if anyone is interested. Hope your Friday is amazing!

Have you done any 14ers during your CO stay? If no, I would recommend Grays/Torreys for your first attempt. Pretty non-technical and you can run some sections .

What about riding Mt Evans?

Love the pics, and the run narative.
Your political commentary is idiotic.
Stick to running, or, as Laura Ingraham says, “shut up and sing”.

Have you done any 14ers during your CO stay? If no, I would recommend Grays/Torreys for your first attempt. Pretty non-technical and you can run some sections .

What about riding Mt Evans?

Grays is awesome! In early July I parked the car on 70 and did the run up/down. Over the years, I’ve probably done about 15. Mountain running is so much fun.

With Evans, no, mainly because I’m a tad bit fearful of the descent. Have you done it before?

Love the pics, and the run narative.
Your political commentary is idiotic.
Stick to running, or, as Laura Ingraham says, “shut up and sing”.

Thanks so much! Sometimes I need to be knocked down a few notches. Or, as Lou Dobbs would say, “bah humbug and I hate Mexicans.”

P.S. Just joking on most of the political commentary. There are many things I don’t understand, and I realize that.

Love the pics, and the run narative.
Your political commentary is idiotic.
Stick to running, or, as Laura Ingraham says, “shut up and sing”.

Thanks so much! Sometimes I need to be knocked down a few notches. Or, as Lou Dobbs would say, “bah humbug and I hate Mexicans.”

P.S. Just joking on most of the political commentary. There are many things I don’t understand, and I realize that.

Eh, I like the pseudo-political commentary. At least it seems you try and insult everyone.

I’m trail running Mt. San Gorgonio soon. Your mountain running pictures make me happy. That is all.

San Gorgonio sounds incredible! I just looked it up, and it is one of the more prominent peaks in the country, with every trail requiring over 4,000 feet of ascent. That is undoubtedly gorgeous (and great running!)

Also, I would insult Barack, but with the recent Civil War and all, Kenyans have gone through enough.

for the sake of brevity, I’m going to ignore the chest stubble, Livestrong bracelet and comically oversized eyebrows to say: great write up. Love the phallic references. In a non homo-erotic kind of way.

“I’m going to ignore the chest stubble…”

I thought 5 o’clock shadows were in this year.

“…Livestrong bracelet…”

You clearly hate puppies.

“…and comically oversized eyebrows.”

I know, right?! It’s mid-summer, those things should be butterflies by now.

I always get a good laugh at self deprecating humor! Well played, sir.

Cool. Didn’t want you missing out on some CO adventures. I’ve ridden Mt Evans a few times. The descent can be a little intimidating especially with a bunch of nervous tourists driving around. Go mid week or have your dad pick you up at the summit. Ride down to Idaho Springs or Evergreen from Echo Lake. Wider roads with better pavement.

I’ll be up there on the 22nd for a go from the Idaho Springs side.

That sounds like an incredible ride! I wonder if I will get dirty looks when pedaling up the TT bike with the 42 small chain ring…

Evans will be the first ride on the to-do list when I get back out to CO (next summer…/tears). Heading back east for lawl school on Monday, so the rides in Appalachia will have to do for a while. I think I’m going to switch to tubulars, because a flat would probably result in the sounds of opportunistic redneck banjos.

Don’t take any chances. Best to start practicing your pig squeal impressions.

Don’t take any chances. Best to start practicing your pig squeal impressions.

Come on Alex, no problem at all. I grew up in a very rural, lonely area—squealing like a pig was practically a prerequisite to get dates.

DAMN YOUR EYES DAVE ROCHE. I bought a box of peanut butter panda puffs yesterday. Only noticed them in Stop and Shop after your near incessant ranting. 15 mins after arriving home, they were gone. I used to like HEALTHY cereal (Dorset cereals). If this turns into an addiction, you’re paying the medical bills.

Good report by the way. I laughed. If you liked that you should sign up for the Escarpment Trail next year. I met ML there, and next year I’m going to push him off a cliff to improve my chances of placing at Harryman.