Title pretty much says it all. This Thursday will be the 5th annual totally unofficial Slowtwitch meet up at the Lake Placid Pub and Brewery. Thursday night around 8:00. Come one, come all. I think we have had as many at 30 people in the past who acknowledged who they were anyhow. Don’t be a lurker, stop by and say hi. It should be easy to find the group. If not, ask around. I will be the guy that looks like me. See you in a couple of days!
This year we have added a couple of attractions. The “Kick Murphy’sLaw in the Nads for Charity Challenge” or KMLNFC will commence at 9 sharp. $10 a kick. 10 for $80. Merchandise will be available to commemorate the occasion. This event should be very popular, you might want to get there early and reserve a good seat. The Parkito toss will commence at 9:30 or when ML loses consciousness, whichever happens sooner. Should be fun for all ages…
I was gonna say how I’m sticking to the 3 for a PB ™ protocol that nite - but it sounds like I’ll be needing more for medicinal purposes.
PS - fair warning, I’m a direct descendant of Iron Balls McGinty.
Cmon people - you post up in the LP weather thread, the “my vag will get sore on Keene descent” thread - but nada on the “I’m in for drinking the nectar of the Gods right from the source” thread?
I’ll be up with the family, so a night at the bar is probably not an option (Sunday is “my day”), but I’ll be drinking my Wild Turkey at the pool with them.
Always wondered if I was naturally right or left footed. I’ll show up with an extra $160 in my pocket and conduct an experiment to find out…for charity of course. Do you think a sample size of 20 is ST approved or should I take out a loan and increase it?
Cool. That should make the nad kicking and midget tossing even funnier. Good luck at the border
I have NOT agreed to getting tossed yet!!! And I prefer “little person”.
I’m in, but no F’ing way am eating those nasty ass chili cheese fries again!! I shit fire for 2 days after that. An nobody can nancy it up with a Turkey Burger.
There will be a recovery swim at midnight, it may be ML’s best chance at beating anyone out of the water.
Cool. That should make the nad kicking and midget tossing even funnier. Good luck at the border
I have NOT agreed to getting tossed yet!!! And I prefer “little person”.
I’m in, but no F’ing way am eating those nasty ass chili cheese fries again!! I shit fire for 2 days after that. An nobody can nancy it up with a Turkey Burger.
There will be a recovery swim at midnight, it may be ML’s best chance at beating anyone out of the water.
We can alternate between you and Parkito. For distance, and hang-time.
PS - the stuffed pretzels are pretty good, the jalapeno ones much moreso.
Kick Murphy’sLaw in the Nads for Charity Challenge" or KMLNFC
Nice sucker punch there, Chris. No way in hell am I going to break my metatarsals two days before the big dance. Better luck next time, perhaps though, a few of the newbies’ll fall for it.
And where the hell are all these other short people coming from? I use to joke about the overweight, under 5’4" competition category. Could it be that my wildest dream is coming to fruition.
I’ll be present for my 1 and Pass Out traditional. I’m not sure if i can hang 'till 9:30 for the Midget Toss, it’s past my bedtime.
P.s. remember to bring the waiver forms, I am not going to be held responsible for any wrenched backs, dislocated shoulders, sports hernias, or missing testicles (don’t ask). I may be short, but boy can I pack it on.
Kick Murphy’sLaw in the Nads for Charity Challenge" or KMLNFC
Nice sucker punch there, Chris. No way in hell am I going to break my metatarsals two days before the big dance. Better luck next time, perhaps though, a few of the newbies’ll fall for it.
And where the hell are all these other short people coming from? I use to joke about the overweight, under 5’4" competition category. Could it be that my wildest dream is coming to fruition.
I’ll be present for my 1 and Pass Out traditional. I’m not sure if i can hang 'till 9:30 for the Midget Toss, it’s past my bedtime.
P.s. remember to bring the waiver forms, I am not going to be held responsible for any wrenched backs, dislocated shoulders, sports hernias, or missing testicles (don’t ask). I may be short, but boy can I pack it on.
Damn you just named my age group or should I say size group.hehe
Kick Murphy’sLaw in the Nads for Charity Challenge" or KMLNFC
Nice sucker punch there, Chris. No way in hell am I going to break my metatarsals two days before the big dance. Better luck next time, perhaps though, a few of the newbies’ll fall for it.
And where the hell are all these other short people coming from? I use to joke about the overweight, under 5’4" competition category. Could it be that my wildest dream is coming to fruition.
I’ll be present for my 1 and Pass Out traditional. I’m not sure if i can hang 'till 9:30 for the Midget Toss, it’s past my bedtime.
P.s. remember to bring the waiver forms, I am not going to be held responsible for any wrenched backs, dislocated shoulders, sports hernias, or missing testicles (don’t ask). I may be short, but boy can I pack it on.
Did I not mention its for charity? Besides, what is a broken metatarsal or missing testicle between friends?
Cmon people - you post up in the LP weather thread, the “my vag will get sore on Keene descent” thread - but nada on the “I’m in for drinking the nectar of the Gods right from the source” thread?
Fine. I’ll go. And I might bring my vagina. I mean wife. Please don’t tell her I said that.
Kick Murphy’sLaw in the Nads for Charity Challenge" or KMLNFC
I’ll be present for my 1 and Pass Out traditional. I’m not sure if i can hang 'till 9:30 for the Midget Toss, it’s past my bedtime.
X2 – leave it to ChrisG to start festivities late. He does this back home at the local bar, too. People have jobs, dude – or, in this case, people are racing an IM in 2 days, bro. Not all of us want to be crawling along Mirror Lake Drive to the hotel at midnight. Oh, and by the way, youre buying me an UBU.
Kick Murphy’sLaw in the Nads for Charity Challenge" or KMLNFC
I’ll be present for my 1 and Pass Out traditional. I’m not sure if i can hang 'till 9:30 for the Midget Toss, it’s past my bedtime.
X2 – leave it to ChrisG to start festivities late. He does this back home at the local bar, too. People have jobs, dude – or, in this case, people are racing an IM in 2 days, bro. Not all of us want to be crawling along Mirror Lake Drive to the hotel at midnight. Oh, and by the way, youre buying me an UBU.
Happy to buy you an UBU. FWIW, I have a job and plan to go plenty fast on Sunday regardless of whether I have to crawl down the road or not!
