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Guns protect us from rampaging, maniacal cows

Mar 26, 24 6:51

The latest argument against gun safety laws. Farmers need to be able to shoot their insane cows that are trampling everybody in sight if you even look at them funny.

https://www.threads.net/...3azv1NtZ-5GD-F_xgq7Q

Cow tramplings are out of control since Biden became President. You never heard about rampaging cows while Trump was in office. They never would have dared to trample someone then.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Last edited by: BLeP: Mar 26, 24 6:53

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wimsey

Mar 26, 24 7:16

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Where I grew up in Wisconsin, that's why you get drunk and go cow-tipping. The best defense is a good preemptive offense. Otherwise you lose situational awareness, find yourself on the verge of getting trampled by a Holstein, and you have to resort to your Constitutional rights. This is one of many things that coastal elites don't understand about middle America.

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CaptainCanada

Mar 26, 24 7:43

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Well the only thing that cows respect is a colt .45 holstered on your hip. The moment they see it they fall into line and start shooting out milk.

Guns don't kill people, cows ki..... nevermind

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gofigure

Mar 26, 24 7:55

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"Oh George, not the livestock."

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Thom

Mar 26, 24 8:05

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gofigure wrote:

"Oh George, not the livestock."

"You boys know your way around a Walther P.P.K?"

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sphere

Mar 26, 24 8:11

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Something something cold dead hooves.

The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

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scorpio516

Mar 26, 24 9:04

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what about the 30-50 feral hogs?

They must have all been killed before Joe was elected.

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Rick_pcfl

Mar 26, 24 10:17

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That's what happens when you milk a cow for a week and realize that it is a bull. The problems arise AFTER that first week of milking when the bull shows up and you refuse to milk him any more. You're kind of obligated to continue at that point or face his wrath.

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Dilbert

Mar 28, 24 8:39

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Oh for sure. Just yesterday I hopped the cattle fence just east of Fall's End and got attacked by a bull immediately. If Hurk and Sharky weren't there to shoot it with a bazooka my deputy would have been a goner.

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slowguy

Mar 28, 24 10:34

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Do you guys want only the cows to have the guns?

The only thing that stops a bad cow with a gun, is a good guy with a gun.

Slowguy

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