"You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie"

Yes, I know it’s beating a dead horse, but this is really pathetic.

WASHINGTON (AP) – Federal Emergency Management Agency officials did not respond to repeated warnings about deteriorating conditions in New Orleans and the dire need for help as Hurricane Katrina struck, the first FEMA official to arrive conceded Thursday.

Marty Bahamonde, a FEMA regional director, told a Senate panel investigating the government’s response to the disaster that he gave regular updates to people in contact with then-FEMA Director Michael Brown as early as Aug. 28, one day before Katrina made landfall.

In most cases, he was met with silence. In an Aug. 29 phone call to Brown informing him that the first levee had broke, Bahamaonde said he received a polite thank you from Brown, who said he would check with the White House.

‘‘I think there was a systematic failure at all levels of government to understand the magnitude of the situation,’’ Bahamonde said.

The testimony before the Senate Homeland Security Committee contradicted Brown, who has said he wasn’t fully aware of the dire conditions until days later and that local officials were most responsible for the sluggish response.

Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, who chairs the panel, decried the testimony and e-mail released by Bahamonde on Thursday as illustrating ‘‘a complete disconnect between senior officials and the reality of the situation.’’

‘‘His urgent reports did not appear to prompt an urgent response,’’ Collins said.

In e-mails to various FEMA officials, including one to Brown, Bahamonde described a chaotic situation at the Superdome, where many of the evacuees were sheltered. Bahamonde e-mailed FEMA officials and noted also that local officials were asking for toilet paper, a sign that supplies were lacking at the shelter.

‘‘Issues developing at the Superdome. The medical staff at the dome says they will run out of oxygen in about two hours and are looking for alternative oxygen,’’ Bahamonde wrote in an e-mail to David Passey, an assistant to Brown, in late afternoon on Aug. 28.

Less than an hour later, Bahamonde wrote: ‘‘Everyone is soaked. This is going to get ugly real fast.’’

Bahamonde said he was stunned that FEMA officials responded by sending truckloads of evacuees to the Superdome on that day even though they knew supplies were in short supply.

‘‘I thought it amazing,’’ he said. ‘‘I believed at the time and still do today, that I was confirming the worst-case scenario that everyone had always talked about regarding New Orleans.’’

Later, on Aug. 31, Bahamonde frantically e-mailed Brown to tell him that thousands are evacuees were gathering in the streets with no food or water and that ‘‘estimates are many will die within hours.’’

‘‘Sir, I know that you know the situation is past critical,’’ Bahamonde wrote.

Less than three hours later, however, Brown’s press secretary wrote colleagues to complain that the FEMA director needed more time to eat dinner at a Baton Rouge restaurant that evening. ‘‘He needs much more that (sic) 20 or 30 minutes,’’ wrote Brown aide Sharon Worthy.

‘‘We now have traffic to encounter to go to and from a location of his choise (sic), followed by wait service from the restaurant staff, eating, etc. Thank you.’’

Man, that last part kills me.

And also…

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Are those Arabians?

I originally posted that I didnt know before I got the joke - nice one.

More beating of a dead horse…

Brown joked in e-mail as Katrina churned

Ex-FEMA head’s correspondence shows banter, trivialities before storm

In the days leading up to Katrina, former FEMA Director Michael Brown sent jocular e-mails to colleagues about his clothing, finding a dog-sitter and asking if he could quit, an investigation revealed.

The House panel investigating the government’s slow response to the storm has released pages of internal e-mail dating from before Katrina hit on Aug. 29 in which Brown appears focused on issues other than the catastrophe at hand.

Shortly after 7 a.m. on the morning of the storm, a FEMA public affairs official sent Brown an e-mail complimenting him on the outfit he wore during a national television briefing. In response to the e-mail, whose subject was “Re: New Orleans update,” Brown said, “I got it at Nordstroms,” then added, “Are you proud of me? Can I quit now? Can I go home?”

Hours later, Brown received e-mails about levee breaches and pieces falling off the roof of the New Orleans Superdome, used as a shelter during the storm.

Casual responses at a critical time
On Aug. 31, FEMA official Marty Bahamonde sent Brown a desperate e-mail from New Orleans, calling the situation “past critical.” Describing patients in temporary emergency shelters, Bahamonde wrote, “Estimates are many will die within hours.”

He also wrote, “We are out of food and running out of water at the dome, plans in works to address the critical need.”

Brown’s reply to the e-mail was: “Thanks for the update. Anything specific I need to do or tweak?”

A few days after Katrina’s devastation, FEMA aide Sharon Worthy sent an e-mail to Brown suggesting he roll up his sleeves when making television appearances.

“Even the President rolled up his sleeves to just below the elbow,” the email reads. “In these crises and on TV you just need to look more hard-working.”

‘Order a #2’ for dinner, Brown suggested
The following week, Brown responded to Worthy’s e-mail about her fast food options during a business trip to Florida.

“Order a #2, tater tots, large diet cherry limeade,” Brown wrote on Sept. 6.

A week after Brown corresponded with co-workers about who would look after his dog while he traveled to the Gulf Coast, federal employees forwarded press releases to him and urged him to do more to rescue pets stranded by Katrina.

“If you don’t take action to save these creatures of God who are part of the family of the victims, may God forgive you because the victims of Hurricane Katrina, the rest of America, and the world, will not. I guarantee you that!” a government official wrote on Sept. 8.

Brown then ordered an action plan to be developed among his employees who were scattered in the recovery zone.

“If evacuees are refusing to leave because they can’t take their pets with them, I understand that,” he wrote. “So, we need to facilitate the evacuation of those people by figuring out a way to allow them to take their pets.”

Rep. Charlie Melancon, D-La., decried Brown’s e-mails, saying they “depict a leader who seemed overwhelmed and rarely made key decisions.”

The email below, sent by the FEMA guy in New Orleans and reflecting his frustration with Brownie, would be funny if not for the depravity its shows.

Excerpted from http://news.yahoo.com/s/latimests/insidercondemnsfemaresponse

In an Aug. 31 e-mail that Bahamonde sent a co-worker, his frustration with Brown burst through.

Bahamonde had just learned, as he huddled in New Orleans’ Superdome with evacuees, that Brown’s press secretary was fretting about blocking out time for the director to eat dinner at one of Baton Rouge’s busy restaurants that night.

“OH MY GOD!!!” Bahamonde messaged the co-worker. “I just ate an MRE” — military rations — “and crapped in the hallway of the Superdome along with 30,000 other close friends so I understand her concern about busy restaurants.”

So here’s my understanding of how it went down when Brown got the hook (Sept. 9, or thereabouts):

“Your performance is unacceptable and we’re letting you go, but we’re going to keep you on the payroll for another couple months so you can help us figure out what went wrong.”

That sounds about right?