New Rules or Why I Consider Myself a Pioneer
New Rule No. 1:
Never (EVER) participate in a triathlon without knowing (or verifying) the distance of the Triathlon. Yea, I know what your thinking. What kind of moron would…well, let’s just say – that’s Mr. Moron to you!
I don’t know what it was, but sometimes you do so many triathlons in your life (and in one season) you forget to find out the obvious. I decided (pretty much on a whim) to do a triathlon I had done a few times. The last time I had done this tri was a couple of years ago. At that time, it was a sprint distance tri. Unfortunately, I was in for a surprise. When, you ask? Well let’s just say, it was waaay to late to change my mind. Or, maybe, I should say, I was treading water at the time.
Now, I seem to remember that an athlete shouldn’t increase the distance more than 10% per day. Well, I was about to increase my training volume by 100%. Yep, there I was. I was about to do an International Distance in what I thought was a Sprint distance triathlon. Someone pinch me…someone throw water in my face…well, no one pinched me but someone did kick me…and, yes someone did splashed water in my face – the swim was on and it wasn’t a bad dream – worse, it was for real.
Well in keeping with the spirit of he-man bravado…I did the most normal triathlete/lemming “knee jerk” reaction thing – I swam. I finished the swim in spite of horrible swells and a “mind bending” headache (…my goggles were on waaaay too tight). Only to meet with a very wet environment that led to creation of Rule No. 2.
New Rule No. 2:
Always check the weather BEFORE you decide to travel great distances to enter into a triathlon (that you should know the distance-see Rule No. One).
I transitioned through T1 only to begin the bike portion. Let’s see, …how can I describe the bike? The best way would be to say, “hydration was NOT a problem”. In fact, this is the first triathlon in which the Aerobar’s Profile water bottle had more water in it at the end of the bike than when I started. O.K., that’s a bit of an exaggeration. Actually throughout the bike, I couldn’t see the water bottle because of the rain. Two reasons: 1) Some called it hard rain. I prefer to call it a wall of water with hints of Moses parting the sea sort of thing (Note to self: Tropical Storm = Rain (LOT’S of rain!)). 2) I had a death grip on the handlebars and seldom looked down.
Well, death grip and caution help me make it through the bike. Now, as for the run, all I can say is – legs don’t fail me now! And they didn’t. I finished and decided to make the above new Rules. I guess you could say, we all learn from our experiences. But those who wish to have a REAL experience…I suggest you sign up for a “blind date” triathlon. It’s an experience that is sought after by pioneer triathletes. You’ll recognize them by the arrows in their butt (hmmm…I was wondering what I’ve been sitting on).
Joe Moya