So, I’m in my car, cruising with my buddy, just north of Milwaukee, near Mequon. I see this TOOL on his bike with a Ford Ironman backpack. So, I almost hit the guy and he flips me off! Well, me and my buddy get out of the car and confront the guy and he claims he has a gun in his Ford Ironman backpack!
So, of course, the first thing I did was ask whether he actually completed an Ironman, because, if not, he has no business wearing a Ford Ironman backpack. Dude nearly wets himself.
At that point, we decide to head off. As we leave, in between sniffling, we hear the dude say, “It’s a bird, it’s a plane…”
Troll.
*** Edited b/c I got tired of being called an assclown due to the fact that my sarcasm was not coming through…
Why cant he have an Ironman backpack? I have an Ironman waist holder-inner, an Ironman Huffy MTN bike and an Ironman beach blanket. I am now waiting for the Ironman holster that should ship with the Ironman Salt Peter and the Ironman Home Vasectomy Kit.
Oh…there is a FUNNY joke about a Wisconsin Vasectomy!!!
Why cant he have an Ironman backpack? I have an Ironman waist holder-inner, an Ironman Huffy MTN bike and an Ironman beach blanket. I am now waiting for the Ironman holster that should ship with the Ironman Salt Peter and the Ironman Home Vasectomy Kit.
Oh…there is a FUNNY joke about a Wisconsin Vasectomy!!!
Ironman Salt Peter! Classic!
I’m fairly certain Mequonman already educated us on who does and does not qualify to wear/use Ironman gear …
So he flipped you off for almost hitting him…my god the nerve of that bastard…and wearing an Ironman branded something…double holy crap.
Everyone with an IM watch better watch out someone is on a rampage, those on a bike better watch extra carefully.
Sure the guy was an idiot with the gun comment, but when 2 ass clowns hop out of a car that almost hits you and comes at you, what do you think is gonna happen. You scared the crap out of some poor guy that likely was trying to save his own ass.
I guess you just had to prove that you’re too much of an IM to be flipped when you deserve it.
He may not have had a gun, but it is you who is an ‘Alpha Male wannebe’ TOOL with short man or short dick syndrome. Grown up ass clown.
I guess I figured that after over 2200 views (Edit: wow, in the time it took me to post this reply, it shot up to 2400 views) and 61 replies, everyone had seen this thread:
In case you haven’t figured it out, Mequonman is a troll and has been previously exposed on a couple of his asinine threads (including his comments on who is entitled to wear IM gear and that they should shorten the cutoff time for IM) …
Flipping guys off who almost hit me with a car would be my natural response. He’s the cyclist, you’re the motorist. Did it ever occur to you that maybe you’re the one that owes him the apology.
I wasn’t there but let me get it right again - you almost mow over a guy on a bike, could have killed him in your car and then get out and confront him, giving him shit for wearing an IM piece of gear.
Ok…at first I read this post and wondered…“this guy is really stupid”. Then I read on and saw that you were joking. Finally, I thought…“this guy is just stupid”. What a moron…why would you even post such a thread. Do you have a job, family, schoolwork, anything?
Although I probably would have put the link in the original post… Some people actually do have lives and don’t read every single thread (or even the popular ones) on ST.
