You could put an eye out with that thing. 
Buy it soon. Mr. Obama will probably try to take it away like he’s trying to with the rest of our guns.
This is better:
I really liked how he went gangsta’ style with it at the end. 
I found another, totally unrelated one that left me speechless because I thought turtles were silent creatures, and it does not appear that the sound is anything but real, honest to goodness, unbridled passion.
haha, reminds me of this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OYjOmMc008&feature=related
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