#6 Sign You Should Dump Him by New Years:
The guy’s elaborate excuse for not spending the holidays together includes training for an Ironman competition.
Be real, you getting dumped this year?
A lot of women read Cosmo. Wonder how many of them will take the advice. Tri-geeks would really be in trouble if Oprah were to say the same. 
Hmm, your user profile says your name is Matthew. What are you doing reading Cosmo? Not that there’s anything wrong with that… ;-)!
Chris
“What are you doing reading Cosmo”
More guys should read women’s magazines. Might help us in trying to figure them out.
Also the photos of women in women’s mags such as Cosmo are often just as erotic as you find in men’s mags. Could never figure that one out.
Q: Why was I reading Cosmo?
A: I had to poop.
bingo. I have my own subscription.
More guys should read women’s magazines. Might help us in trying to figure them out.
You won’t be able to figure me out (and most other tri-chicks, I’ll wager) by reading Cosmo!
“Know thine enemy” - Sun Tzu
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I guess we can’t whine about triathlon not being a mainstream sport any longer. Doesn’t making Cosmo as some of the least desirable men to be in a relationship make tri a mainstream sport?
Nor me!!!