Your seat is too high.
~Matt
"I was hoping to get some useful information on this forum, "
Have you asked any specific questions yet?
Sniff, sniff.
Smells like a troll.
you fogot to mention the sluts. dag. thought i was making in roads here.
You have no ball sack.
Thanks man.
don’t leave angry.
just leave!
Hmmmm. All those “negatives” you cite are why I love the forum.
Hey, at least this A$$Hole guy has a pretty good sense of humor…
you should probably consider a brazilian bikini wax for maximum comfort.
My bet…you could not go 16:58:59 on your best day…tell us, what SHOULD we be talking about? Your heart rate while typing an irate post?
His problem is clearly that he has money in his butt.
How fast does she cycle?
~Matt
Do you have perky nipples?
"14. while chasing a naked Jessica Simpson on a motor cycle in front of me. "
Won’t work for me, not into fake boobs. But there was a very attractive 23 year old racing in a bikini at Memphis in May that inspired me to knock off more than 5 minutes on my Oly bike PR as I used her as a very noticeable marker. So maybe for some people a naked Jessica would be good for a 4:20.
But only do on race day what you have done many times before. You’ll need to convince Jessica to be your marker during training as well.
and do you have a newborn infant at home?
ok, clearly you aren’t reading well, because you forgot all of this: what do i do with my huge penis (not mine of course, someone else’s) should i wax my entire vagina, or just part of it, and will it make cycling more comfortable i’ve got 4k to spend–when, where, and how should I do it how to pick up chics how to post a pic how to post a working link how to handle a full time job, children, and training for an ironman what kind of wine are you drinking and what’s your favorite if you could eat anything what would it be i suck but am doing a TT anyway. how do i do it and still come out alive (ok, this is mine I admit it) if i wax my legs, will it hurt (mine again, sorry, I like to make fun of myself) will nair eat my balls off how much sex do you have and with how many people and any random (and sometimes scary) dirty secret you could ever think of. seriously, just do the search for it. fascinating stuff!
see, and this is only recent stuff. the truth is, ST is a far more diverse world then what you give us credit for. so, you really are an arsehole!
Are we being punked by slowman?
you forgot - “what was your metrosexual score”
.
No…
You are being punkd by Mr. Chin.