Chuck Norris might be the only man qualified to own this vehicle. Maybe Jack Bauer.
“There’s only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.”
That is funny. He really is describing me to a tee. I should inquire, although I would be likely to offer him less than $5000 so I should probably get ready for a roundhouse kick to my sphincter!
Bernie
The mileage is not quite as good as it should be due to the balls flapping in the wind.