WTF is it with triathletes and the pool

I am just sayin!

Are they fat?

chunky, husky, pleasantly plump and they wear purple!

“Are they fat?”

Nope, can’t be. They are triathletes. But I bet the fat people wish we’d stay the hell out of their pool.

You are not “saying.” You are “asking.”
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I know. I mean, I was at the pool the other day just trying to get in a little swim time. Half the pool was taken by the water aerobics class, another lane was taken by a swim lesson for 5 kids… there was one lane for me to use. I’d only gotten halfway through when some triathlete nutcase hopped in and just started swimming in my lane without even signaling to me that he was going to be doing so. Just assumed I’d somehow know he was coming and get out of his way. Just cuz I’m not wearing tri shorts to swim in doesn’t mean I have to give way to that jack*ss.

BUT did he wave on his Cervelo when he swam past you?