lately it seems that every time i turn around i’ve got an ache or pain going on. dequervain’s in my forearm, inflamation in the knees, old tendonitis in my shoulder, and an aching lower back.
what the hell? this can’t be normal. right? what can I do to make all of this go away?!!
meow (sniff, sniff, wiping eyes)
kittycat
I believe you mean whoa is me, although, most of the guys on here seem to go, wow is you.
I would have assumed ‘woe is me’, but like you, I thought this could be literal… 
or woe, or perhaps even a Homeresque woh!
Are you getting enough protein OR recovery?
Could you also not spell it “Wough?”.
ok, you guys are worthless.
rub yourself down with OA (pronounced ‘away’)… it’ll feel great!
Worthless, maybe. But funny. I knew this was going to happen when I saw your post. A fellow Cincinnatian feels your pain. 
Go get some Graeters tonight.
You’ll be OK.
Francois would say weau.
Tell your husband you want a massage.
I’m sure you’ll feel better afterwards, (He’ll probably expect to feel better aftwards, too, though…)
weaux - in cajun
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whoagh - in drunken Irish (the language I make the most sense in)
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You hafta say it “whooooa”, like Keanu would.
(and does, in every movie he’s ever been in)
<< what can I do to make all of this go away?!! >>
Go to an opium den? 
I think a trip to Home Depot may be in order…buy an axe and chop your Tree of Woe down
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I think it is eating chili on spagehetti. That just can’t be a good thing.
Now you’ve crossed a line. Them’s fighting words. Chili on spaghetti is so very good, and surprisingly not unhealthy at all.
“Chili on spaghetti is so very good, and surprisingly not unhealthy at all. :)”
Well . . . maybe not so bad for a big mullet wearing clyde type guy (I may resemble that remark) but for a little kittycat type, maybe not so good.
Ouch. You shot, and you scored.
But, I need to point out that I am winning this Epic Diet – even though I think I’m the only one still in it. So, I won’t be a Clyde for too much longer. But the mullet wig stays.