Worst movies you have paid money for

Whether you have rented it, bought a ticket, streamed it, etc., what are the worst movies you have ever paid for?

Now, I’m not talking about big time movies that fell flat. I mean, true stinkers.

I just bought Dead Trigger on iTunes, staring Dolph Lundgren.

*A mysterious virus has killed billions and turned many others into bloodthirsty zombies. Unable to stop the virus, the government develops a video game, “Dead Trigger,” that mirrors the terrifying events that curse the world. *

Ho-ly shit, did this baby stink! You could see the Just for Men dripping from Dolph’s hair. The acting was beyond laughable. Simply awful!

Apollo 18. What a waste of time

We saw “The Professional” in the movie theater. My wife and I use it as the benchmark to judge stinkers. Jean Claude van Damme made a movie where he was a twin. We saw it in the theater also. It equaled the Professional.

Bulworth.

Saw it at a $1 theatre and still felt ripped off.

Warren Beatty as a rapping US senator is all you need to know.

We saw “The Professional” in the movie theater. My wife and I use it as the benchmark to judge stinkers. Jean Claude van Damme made a movie where he was a twin. We saw it in the theater also. It equaled the Professional.

“Double Impact.” Yep, that one was bad!

We saw “The Professional” in the movie theater. My wife and I use it as the benchmark to judge stinkers. Jean Claude van Damme made a movie where he was a twin. We saw it in the theater also. It equaled the Professional.

The one with the French assassin protecting the little girl?

Bulworth was bad!

I should also add that, this week, I rented Escape Plan: The Extractors, star Sly Stallone. Terrible! Now, I actually enjoyed the first Escape Plan with Sly and Arnold. Entertaining. I went in with low expectations. The second one was watchable. Again, not great, but, entertaining. But, the third one sucked!

We saw “The Professional” in the movie theater. My wife and I use it as the benchmark to judge stinkers. Jean Claude van Damme made a movie where he was a twin. We saw it in the theater also. It equaled the Professional.

The one with the French assassin protecting the little girl?

Yep. The little girl was s young Queen Amidala. I didn’t pay for it, but I saw it on cable and didn’t think it was all that bad.

I paid 3.50 to see Howard the Duck. Nuff said.

We saw “The Professional” in the movie theater. My wife and I use it as the benchmark to judge stinkers. Jean Claude van Damme made a movie where he was a twin. We saw it in the theater also. It equaled the Professional.

The one with the French assassin protecting the little girl?

Yeah, if he is talking about Leon: The Professional with Jean Reno and Natalie Portman, he’s off base. That was actually a critically acclaimed movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0dl1YzAg_0
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We saw “The Professional” in the movie theater. My wife and I use it as the benchmark to judge stinkers. Jean Claude van Damme made a movie where he was a twin. We saw it in the theater also. It equaled the Professional.

The one with the French assassin protecting the little girl?

Yep. The little girl was s young Queen Amidala. I didn’t pay for it, but I saw it on cable and didn’t think it was all that bad.

I paid 3.50 to see Howard the Duck. Nuff said.

Yeah The Professional was fine.

Yeah Howard the Duck sucked

Delta Force 2 was wretched

We saw “The Professional” in the movie theater. My wife and I use it as the benchmark to judge stinkers. Jean Claude van Damme made a movie where he was a twin. We saw it in the theater also. It equaled the Professional.

The one with the French assassin protecting the little girl?

Yeah, if he is talking about Leon: The Professional with Jean Reno and Natalie Portman, he’s off base. That was actually a critically acclaimed movie.

Critically acclaimed doesn’t mean good though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5qd9ovjO7Q
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We saw “The Professional” in the movie theater. My wife and I use it as the benchmark to judge stinkers. Jean Claude van Damme made a movie where he was a twin. We saw it in the theater also. It equaled the Professional.

The one with the French assassin protecting the little girl?

Yeah, if he is talking about Leon: The Professional with Jean Reno and Natalie Portman, he’s off base. That was actually a critically acclaimed movie.

Critically acclaimed doesn’t mean good though

I agree. But, it was a good movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5qd9ovjO7Q

Stone Cold starting Brian Bosworth! Yep, I paid money for that one and it was awful!

The movie where the couple are snorkeling and get left in the ocean
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The movie where the couple are snorkeling and get left in the ocean

Open Water. Have not seen it.

47 Meters Down was pretty bad, but, nowhere near the worst I have seen.

Yep.
The girl was played by Natalie Portman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsY3qxmDnNw
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