World's most tattoed woman

Guinness Book of World Records.

“I was hooked from the first second the needle hit my skin,” said Gnuse, now 55 with 95 percent of her body covered with tattoos.

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I don’t get the point.

The point of the post? It’s information only. Not a comment or a statement on my part. Just thought it was interesting.

That’s hard to look at. Utterly disgusting.

I was in Ft Worth this past week - I couldn’t believe how many women had multiple tatoos. None were attractive to me.

I’m sure each tat has a special meaning for her. However, I don’t see an IM tat anywhere.

The point of the post? It’s information only. Not a comment or a statement on my part. Just thought it was interesting.

I think he meant he does not get the point of getting tattoos over 95% of your body.

I like tattoos and I have a few. However, it seems to me that going to this extreme (much like going to the extreme in just about anything) is some kinda cry for help or sign of some type of psychological issues. However, what the hell do I know and who am I to probe into the psychi of anyone?

A little extreme for my taste but then again I love ink on a woman. I would rather have a tatted up chick then some plastic bimbo.

I don’t get the point.

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else
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?”

Larry replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.”

“A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”

“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,” he said proudly.

“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”

“Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”

There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be ok. John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy said, “Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your pecker.”
John couldn’t back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done.
As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.
Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.
So John said “Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too.”
The guys looked confused and said, “What makes you think that?”
John replied “Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo – so you don’t have a girlfriend named Wendy?”
The black guys laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says, “Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day.”

A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered.

This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.

It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a tattoo reading: ‘keep off the grass.’

After
the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing
which said: “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.”

Ooh baby now that gives me a rise in the levi’s.

A little extreme for my taste but then again I love ink on a woman. I would rather have a tatted up chick then some plastic bimbo.

Takes all kinds I guess. I’ve seen very few tattoo’s on women that I’ve thought were attractive. I have seen several plastic additions I found attractive though. Both can obviously be overdone or tastefully done. I find the trend is that it’s much easier to get a crappy 50$ tattoo than crapy 10K worth of plastic surgery though.

~Matt

Where is the ‘AYHSMB’ tattoo?

Slacker… she left 5% un-tattoed.

Slacker… she left 5% un-tattoed.

I wonder how or what they consider “Un tattoed”. I see an awful lot of flesh color there. Is that tattoo’d flesh color or is it actual flesh? IF it’s actual flesh then she has way more than 5% not tattoo’d…inquiring minds want to know.

Of course if that is all considered tattoo’d…then where’s the 5% that isn’t?

~Matt

Edit to add: Seems she also has the entire other side of the paper to fill up to…so really only 45% covered by my definition. :slight_smile:

Tattoos are like a 1984 Camaro or a crotch rocket motorcycle…

no matter how you slice it, in the end?..

White Trash

The more tattoos the lower the IQ. IMHO

I think they should feed her a real lot now and see what they look like when they expand 10x. What the hell are some people thinking? I can almost see if it is 1800 early 1900 in a island culture or some religous like tribal thing but really now. Of course everytime I move up in distance or race in 95-100 degrees I say what the hell was I thinking. So they probably say that about us also.

And now for the most tattoed HOT woman…

And now for the most tattoed HOT woman…

At some point doesn’t that become an oxymoron? Or do some people actually think a crap load of tats is “Hot”?

~Matt

And now for the most tattoed HOT woman…

At some point doesn’t that become an oxymoron? Or do some people actually think a crap load of tats is “Hot”?

~Matt

If the woman needs tattoos all over her body to be attractive - I probably wouldn’t find her attractive anyway