Women

I just dont get it…why is it women can make me do things that I would never do? Think things I hate to think and behave in ways I dont want to? I think I am whipped like a smart mouth step child…

We have breasts.

Uh-oh. . . .they’ve figured it out.

This does not bode well for the male half of the species.

We have breasts.
Naaa…I am not a boob guy.

Hmm…okay then, need more detail…

Sex? You love her?

I’m with irongeek . . . I want details.

Speak for yourself…I’m with Irongeek.

OPther people can;t “make” you do anything. The stuff you do is your choice.

“Between stimulus and response is our greatest freedom: Choice” -Stephen Covey.

…because you like the attention :wink: - why else would you post such a cryptic message?

I am with the other girls, we need more details to dissect your psyche scientifically…

<<<<I just dont get it…why is it women can make me do things that I would never do? Think things I hate to think and behave in ways I dont want to? I think I am whipped like a smart mouth step child… >>>>

Because you let them! Not saying that is right / wrong / good / bad, but that is the only way someone can make you do anything.

For what it is worth I do plenty of things that would not be my first choice, and certainly a % of that is influenced by the women in my life however, I do not take issue with that because I still am the one making the choice.

Truer words were ne’er spoke…

I am with the other girls, we need more details to dissect your psyche scientifically…

cause I’m dumb

“I think I am whipped like a smart mouth step child…”

the proper terminology is “whipped like a red-headed step child”…

carry on.

Learning that has literally changed my life. I am not ashamed to have jumped on the ‘7 Habits’ bandwagon.

I will post more about what and why, I just dont have the time now. Plus, I have come to know that certain people in my life like to read this site and print out my posts…lest we forget that my winderful girl friend had her mother and sister reading about my small (and I do mean SMALL) issue with my tights in Nebraska…now why would a woman want her mother to know that there is a concern with the “goods”?

The version I have heard is “beaten like a red-headed bastard step-child.” Although, that may be considered redundant.

My wife has secret magical powers. She schemes and plots, and uses some power I have heard called “wile ways” to make me do her bidding.

Plus, I just like making her happy.

because you could be the potential father of her children and the mother’s grandchildren. if there was permanent damage, that could definitely be a deal breaker for some…

and also, i know it wasn’t meant to be funny, but now that everything is copasetic, i have to say it was one of the funniest god damn things i have ever read…

and also, i know it wasn’t meant to be funny, but now that everything is copasetic, i have to say it was one of the funniest god damn things i have ever read…
You should go out more!

true. you’ll notice that none of my contributions on this thread have really made even the slightest attempt at advice on women. that should say something…

'cuz they have what you want, and in order to get what you want, you have to get them in the mood and in order to get them in the mood you have to do all kinds of shit you would never ordinarily do (like put the seat down)
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Funny, we grown men will do anything for women, but women will do anything for their sons…like my wife. She keeps the “seat up” so that my 7 year who does not have the best “aim” in the world, leaves the seat “dry” :slight_smile: