Win a new wetsuit - FINAL DAY!

Alright folks. The first annual Slowtwitch Haiku contest begins today. Reply to this post with your best Haiku. Deadline is noon on Friday. The winner, chosen by me, gets a free wetsuit out of my personal inventory (approximately 50 new, 2003 and 2004 models, mostly QR, in a range of models and sizes). I should have a size to fit everyone. If not, you can pick a size to fit a friend, spouse, or anyone you want, but what I’ve got is what I’ve got.

There are two rules: 1) It must be a Haiku, 2) It must be acceptable for family (Slowtwitch) consumption. I’ll select the winner Friday afternoon and send you a Private Message. It’ll go out within 24 hours of you sending me your mailing address. Pretty simple.
What is Haiku?

Haiku is one of the most important forms of traditional japanese poetry. Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Count 'em, people.

For example (from the movie Fight Club):

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

Bring it on.

Wetsuits for the weak

A crutch for the poor swimmers

Learn to do without.

My new suit will fit

I am the Haiku champ

Now the suit is mine

Nobody needs to post anymore, everyone know I’ll win.

Schmidt-DK

Does it have to be about wetsuits, or can it be about triathlon in general?

I got up to run
saw the rain mixed with snow
I went back to bed.

in the lava fields
one hundred plus miles
visions of pizza
.

There are two rules: 1) It must be a Haiku, 2) It must be acceptable for family (Slowtwitch) consumption. Beyond that, it is up to you.

Three sports, run, bike, swim

Personal Acheivement wins

Dopers are losers!

Kind of dorky, but…

Chris

just a sole newbie

learning from the vets who will

lead me to the line

My ode to everyone that helps us new tri-geeks.

fifty degrees cold
not ever a swimmer so bold
a wetsuit required

Jay
.

Couldn’t resist making it commercial…

Fifty-six mile test

Riding the wind at my back

cervelo.com
.

Empfield is the god

Tom Demerly is the king

But Tibbs is the pulse
.

I sink like a rock

like the proverbial stone

help my buoyancy
.

this coming from a guy competing for a wetsuit?

I have 3, if only one submission per person then count the first or second one as mine =P

Long route to T1

Bike hard but dont over do it

Never DNF

Listen to your body

Pushing your limits is good

Giving up is not

Enjoy your training

Even if its cold outside

I want a wetsuit
.

gun fire pulse races
patience on wheels is a virtue
now run a mary
.

this coming from a guy competing for a wetsuit?

Like my father said when he ate the last piece of pie: “I’m only doing this for your own good”.

Just as a note, I am doing this cuz my dad has a birthday tommorow and I need to get him a present. The water here is warm in 90% of the races so a wetsuit will encourage him to sign up for an IM/HIM in Europe or the US.

this coming from a guy competing for a wetsuit?
Yup, I need all the help I can get.

Warrior sees goal’s path
Overcoming all obstacles
Searching potential
.