There is a tall thin blond woman in the neighborhood who is simply not nice. She is a snob and she will go out of her way to make sure she doesn’t have to acknowledge you. I tell my wife that I keep running into Wendy on my morning runs. She tells me “Wendy isn’t as bad as I thought, just say hi,I am sure she will appreciate it… Wendy is just shy…” Last night, “I saw Wendy after school she says she sees you running all the time…”
What do I know. I thought Wendy was on the shit list. I guess I was wrong.
This morning, me “hi Wendy,”
Wendy looks up at me with stone cold eyes and all but tells me to F-off.
About 30 seconds later I realize her name is Lauren.
