just thinking…
it doesn’t have much fizz anyway and i like the zing.
Do they even make jolt anymore??? I havent seen that stuff since 8th grade sleepovers…we would all drink about six or seven jolts then play nintendo all night long. Man…those were the days.
kinda like 7 minute abs
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“why not flat Jolt?”
how would you make it?
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Nah, I like 6 minute abs better. Its Bree Time baby!
there is no 6 minutes abs man, wait, maybe that is flat redbull?
Parkito has a proprietary 48 hour process that he used to make his flat coke prior to epicman. I bet that would work on jolt.
Don’t even open that can of worms on this forum. Then you’ll get Frank Day pushing a flat-jolt making device, with claims of 30% greater efficiency at flattening jolt than conventional methods. joshatzipp will chime in on the benefits of dimpled cans, and saying they are 2ce the price, but are slightly more effective than non-dimpled cans. There will be a jolt Mafia starting up, claiming how jolt is primarily an engineering company, not a marketing one. and so it will go.
why not just take crack and drink what you want.
now that was freakin’ hilarious!!
but is there Jolt with elastic tabs so they fit every finger every time?
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That’s - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from “A” to “B”.
Ted: That’s right. That’s - that’s good. That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you’re in trouble, huh?
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won’t even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: ‘Cause you’re fuckin’ fired!
AP 
Jolt gum is a staple of mine on long bike rides. I even used it during IM Wisconsin last year.
Good stuff.