Why I'll never be on the podium

Triathlon Forum
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I go to clean my bike my this weekend for the first time this year and I can’t even find my cleaning stuff in the basement. I’ve simply been adding more lube every time I ride.

I go to put my chain back on and lose the link in the grass. I need a new link so I have to go to the LBS. It’s literally about 700 feet from my house…I drove my car there.

And finally, I went for a three hour ride yesterday wearing a cotton, “Tour de France” T-shirt.

I’m not sure which to be more ashamed of.

2

yeah, I’ll never be there because I like junk food.

3

You might not be on the podium, but you’re funny. I’d rather be funny.

4

lol. maybe you should write short stories and make millions instead.