Why I'll be in Kona but NOT racing

‘Cause I’m too friggin’ slow, but they’ll let any jackass can buy a plane ticket to Hawaii. I’m really only going for the UPR, but I figure might as well stick around and watch the Ironman while I’m there.

Gary Mc

PS. Hey Dan, let me ride along and I’ll buy you a shaved ice.

initially that was my plan, however got foiled in caledon, they took the top 3 from every age group i finished 4th 50 seconds behind the 3rd guy. My saddle had fallen off on my second to last bike loop. Imagine trying to ride with no saddle.