Why does my nut sack and member shrivel up on the bike & run

Are my shorts too tight, seating angle wrong (hitting the scrotum?) for too long, lack of hydration??

Doesn’t always happen

No one cares.

Hope this helps.

dude…

Let’s see…hmmmm…lets consult Dr. Evil…

Summers in Rangoon, shaving testicles…

yes…this question is weird.

uh… maybe next time you need to go buy yourself a wetsuit. cold water = shrinkage

Not enough stimulation, try rubbing it.

Well when you are biking and running, they got nothing to do so why bother being in full glory???

It would seem to indicate that you are a little girl.

Remove your seat and if things perk up you can begin to plan your coming out party…

"cause your bike is not porn worthy.

Because you are doing the smart thing and all the blood is rushing to your brain.

Reminds me of the time my wife decided to joke with me. I was standing around in my speedo and she says “water must have been cold eh Honey.”

She had me. Couldn’t think of a come back line.

Ummmm…blood flow being redirected to lactic producing legs? Or did you get stuck riding behind a divorce lawyerl??

You should have said, “Hey, the turtle’s just not the part that sticks out of the shell.”
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OK…wait…I can’t stop laughing!

You guys are killin’ me again!

Oh my freakin’ gawd! I am going to pee my trousers!

I LOVE SLOWTWITCHERS (just not in THAT way).

Oh yeah, why the shrinkage? Hmm. Maybe it’s IT band syndrome? You need to stretch it more.

That’s strange, because I was about to start a thread about how much bigger my cock is from competing in tri’s. I guess it’s different for everybody.

You might have your saddle to high, which would put pressure on your prostate and the nerves running along your perinium.

Or you left a gerbil where you ought not leave gerbils.

Until you’ve played a baseball double-header in August while wearing a protective cup … don’t talk to me about shrinkage! =)

Can you image how us “gifted” folks would feel if there wasn’t shrinkage during strenuous exercise? Heck, we’d have to have a 3rd sock or some special type of sleeve (or another bottle holder) for the bike.

Okay, so I took the joke too far. This thread was ridiculous from the very first post.

simple reason. Your body needs the blood elswhere when you are exercising so the body moves the blood away from your GI tract, John Thomas too, to your muscles.
This is also the reason that you are not able to digest as much food when exercising.

cheers

simple reason. Your body needs the blood elswhere when you are exercising so the body moves the blood away from your GI tract, John Thomas too, to your muscles.
This is also the reason that you are not able to digest as much food when exercising.

cheers

right on

My boys go spelunking every time I turn up the heat exercise wise, it doesn’t matter if it’s swimming running or riding.