I dig the intense look on his face, but, with the coat (I think it is a coat) he looks like Count Dracula. I have the mag in on top of the mag holder next to the throne. When I stumble into the john in the middle of the night, half alseep, and glance at the picture, it freaks me out man!!!
If you have not read the article, it is a good read. Great quote on the cover (and in the article). But, what’s up with the pic?
A tribute to the “bloodsuckers” who arrive unannounced, in the middle of the night or the crack of dawn?
He looks more like Count Chocula. I think he is trying to tell us to eat more cereal.
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Because Lance is going to live forever with unsurmountable power! He will never age and will achieve everything ever imaginable by mankind!
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It is so he will fit in with all the blood-sucking women that he is about to meet in Australia.
Okay,so I have unresolved issues.
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because he’s a badass…
Part of a complete breakfast, ideally including caffeinated bacon and/or baconated grapefruit.
Heavy make-up. HGH.
A tribute to the “bloodsuckers” who arrive unannounced, in the middle of the night or the crack of dawn?
THAT’s a good one!
You could be on to something… twins seperated at birth?
BTW, when did Count Chocula get promoted to Archduke? I missed the entire coronation.
It’s Tyler’s vanishing twin!
The vampire look is IN right now, haven’t you been paying attention? Twilight books are all the rage.
I’m blonde and pale like the perfect Cullen family vampire. My lips were stained with blueberry juice yesterday, all nice and dark, it completed the image.
The vampire look is IN right now, haven’t you been paying attention? Twilight books are all the rage.
I’m blonde and pale like the perfect Cullen family vampire. My lips were stained with blueberry juice yesterday, all nice and dark, it completed the image.
Damn. I did not even think of that. So, you think it was intentional? Interesting.
Cheer up emo kid, life aint all bad… 
BTW, when did Count Chocula get promoted to Archduke? I missed the entire coronation.
Here’s a handy guide to fictional breakfast cereals that should make everything clear:
http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-fictional.html
(BTW, if Lance really is using advanced technology to scour the web for mentions of himself, then I’m really sort of enjoying wasting his time with discussions on non-existent food items.)
They tried to make him look like Napoleon Bonaparte who returned to France from Elba in 1815. Napoleon wasn’t a count. This is ironic because we know how that comeback turned out…
Captain Crunch
(Waterloo)
Didn’t get a chance to read the article yet but thumbed through the magazine today in the bookstore. The rest of the pictures are weird too.
emo? is emo like Elmo?
ooh then there’s the Count puppet from there.
I’m a beautiful Cullen vampire!
You could be on to something… twins seperated at birth?
BTW, when did Count Chocula get promoted to Archduke? I missed the entire coronation.
but lance lacks the whole grain nutrition of count chocula