At the pool I go to, there is an old guy who insists on doing push-ups on the floor of the showers in the raw.
And yes, he holds himself up with his arms, not his Viagra prescription.
Is my pool special or has this guy paid your pool a visit, too?
Hey that was me. 
Just kidding. I’d just stop over him and pretend he’s not there.
HA
We have a guy that sits down near the pool and wraps a towel around him and take off his suit. He then proceeds to walk the 15-20 feet to the lockeroom where he should have done it in the first place. Do not know why he does it. Also we have the few Indian guys that come into the sauna in just a towel ,hang the towel up and sit sweaty bare ass , perspiring balls sticking to the cedar seats.
Do not know if it is a cultural thing or not. I would think it would be common sense not to do shit like that. At least a little courtesy. I have not been back in there since it happened two times… When your guy does push-ups does his old low hanging ball sac hit the ground first?
“And yes, he holds himself up with his arms, not his Viagra prescription.”
So he’s not doing cock-pushups*? Where you lay on your stomach and let your bone-are pick you up off the ground? I do one per day.
*copywrite-Tenacious D
Also we have the few Indian guys that come into the sauna in just a towel ,hang the towel up and sit sweaty bare ass , perspiring balls sticking to the cedar seats.
Dots, or feathers?
John
Dots , John.
I do collect pre 1920 american (feathers) indian - pottery , artifacts, rugs and beadwork if you have any for sale Would also like to add that I have a few indian ( dots) freinds
My pool has an inordinate number of people of all ages who have no problem traversing the locker room/showers/sauna/etc balls out with no regard for others. I’ve learned to walk around staring at the ceiling.
Maybe its cause the town I live in is 1/2 ghetto.
Also we have the few Indian guys that come into the sauna in just a towel ,hang the towel up and sit sweaty bare ass , perspiring balls sticking to the cedar seats.
Dots, or feathers?
John
The worst dude in our case is a guy who leaves a huge cloud of what I thought was foot powder all over the floor in front of his locker, which unfortunately happens to be right near one of the shower exits so you have to watch your way to step around his mess or else you’ll have all this powder stuck to your wet feet. One day, though, I happened to catch him in the act and it turns out he’s emptying the can into his hand and using it to powder his asscrack. Oh, I wish I hadn’t seen that; it was bad enough when I just thought it was for his feet. WTF?!?
Not pushups in the shower, but bare ass naked yoga on the floor in the middle of the locker room. This went on for about a month before the management received so many complaints that they put a stop to it.
We also had a few clowns who would wrap the large white towels we are provided around themselves then go out and use the outdoor coed hot tub. I guess they could not afford swim trunks or did not like to use the hot tub located inside the locker room. They would sit out there, then have some trouble standing up without losing their towel because now it weighed about 50 pounds from all the water it absorbed.
damn you guys get towels at your gym. I use my kids captain america ones.
When I have to resort to going to the local Y to swim, there is the “uses the hand dryer to dry his grundel by putting one leg on the counter and turning the lower of the two hand dryers up and lean into the wall to get in there real good super hairy guy” Really unattractive, I asked him if he does the same thing at home and he just gave me a blank stare. Also, at one of the local health clubs there is the guy who does push ups in the sauna, but at least he has respect for the rest of us and wears a towel around his waist.
Whats the problem? Have you got something different to them? Come over to Europe we are all the same underneath our pants here :0)
Whats the problem? Have you got something different to them? Come over to Europe we are all the same underneath our pants here :0)
Theres a “rule” in the gym about covering yourself. I just don’t enjoy seeing everyones innies and various unhygenic and disgusting looking man parts frolicing about. As well i dont want your nasty dirty ass crack and balls sitting where I may lay my backpack or bike helmet. I don’t know how well they clean themselves… or if even?!
Yes, nice white fluffy towels, shampoo, conditioner, shaving cream, soap, and hookers. All for the low, low price of $185/month.
there was a guy manscaping in the sauna at my gym the other day.
Whats the problem? Have you got something different to them? Come over to Europe we are all the same underneath our pants here :0)
We got us mens AND womens here North America.
My pool has an inordinate number of people of all ages who have no problem traversing the locker room/showers/sauna/etc balls out with no regard for others. I’ve learned to walk around staring at the ceiling.
Maybe it is a generational thing but my baby boomer friends and I recently had to join a new health club because ours closed down. We noticed that most of the younger guys at the new club seem very “modest” in the locker room.
At our old club most of the guys walked around the locker room naked (no, it’s not a gay club). At our new club (which has a younger clientele) not only does just about everyone walk around the locker room with a towel wrapped around their waist (which is fine) but they keep their towel on while taking their underpants on and off making sure no one can see their private parts.
It is this latter modesty which has us older guys puzzled. It’s not like we are a bunch of dirty old men. It’s just puzzling that the younger generational seems to be more modest when changing in front of other guys. Do they all have AIDS or something? Is this something Big Bird or Mr. Rogers taught them?
My pool has an inordinate number of people of all ages who have no problem traversing the locker room/showers/sauna/etc balls out with no regard for others. I’ve learned to walk around staring at the ceiling.
Maybe its cause the town I live in is 1/2 ghetto.
Do you expect them to shower fully clothed or something?
it’s got nothing to do with ghetto. Go into a really nice club in manhattan sometime and see all the old ball sacs you see that belong to millionaire stock brokers.