Who here is attending Taytay's wedding at MSG?

My wife’s NYC family are good with it. It’s a tiny slice of manhattan.

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Responding to acknowledge you are 100% correct about Spurs / Cavs, I misremembered something from a podcast. Apologies to swift nation. I do of course know where she claims to live - I have done the tour at the behest of multiple nieces. And with that I will bow out, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT!! (But I wouldn’t trade me last time at MSG (Rosalia) for whatever today was).

Ah, you’re in the overflow seating area. The tomahawk steak and lobster mac on this side of the curtain are on point and the drinks are replaced before you can finish them.

Gotta run, have a toast to make.

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Says the guy who clearly wasn’t invited to the concubine grotto.

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I had planned on attending before they offered me an appearance fee. I thought it was a bit tacky and declined.

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some deets

According to People, the couple’s vows took 20 minutes each and were read from gold books.

That’s when I walked out.

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I was escorted out an hour or so earlier for setting off fireworks in the bathrooms. I swear, people don’t know how to have fun anymore.

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Probably because of your assigned facilities—porta potties are hard enough to keep clean. Our main area bathrooms were more accommodating and rather luxurious.

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Was that you tapping your glass incessantly? Enough with the obligatory kissing already.

@slowguy’s one Beatle sang my favorite Beatles song.

Paul McCartney reportedly gave Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce the kind of wedding gift you cannot exactly return for store credit.

According to People, McCartney performed “I Want to Hold Your Hand” during the couple’s Madison Square Garden wedding reception Friday night, marking the first time he has sung the Beatles classic live in 62 years. The last time he performed it was with The Beatles at New York’s Paramount Theatre in September 1964.

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What kind of low-rent wedding reception expects the guests to make their own toast?

(Pop-up or Travelodge conveyor style?)

I saw that Travis signed an “ironclad prenup”. I guess when you’re worth almost 100 mil, you’d be all like “sure, I’ll sign the prenup”

And when that’s a rounding error for your better half …

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I am not a fan but a New Yorker… Reporting what I know: it was not a significant interuption for most but for a small number of weekend commuters and the usual “I do not like any changes in my routine” fellow city dwellers :wink: Interestingly, it decreased some of the usual Hamptons craziness this past weekend because of so many celebrities, event planning, hairstylist, drivers and high end security folks stayed in the city. You are all smart to know that asking random New Yorker will get you a random feedback.

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I couldn’t think of a good gift so had to decline.

Define “New Yorker?”