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If I were on an island, it wouldn’t be uninhabited. 
How does a 2 dimensional rendering of a mythological character constitute being a companion? Even a photograph of a real person can not be a companion. The scissors used to cut the paper in two would be a better companion.
B. I can’t even imagine all the bitching I would have to endure if we didn’t get rescued 8 minutes after being stranded.
Does a gun come with the package?
CS
I think I would just figure out a way to combine them…
I think I would just figure out a way to combine them…
+1. A human-sized fish would be freaking awesome.
Good point.
Could OP put a scale on the drawing? (I know, there’re
plenty of scales on the drawing already…) I’d hate to choose and
find out that these things aren’t human-sized. If they are, in fact,
fish sized, it would be much easier to eat something with human legs
then a human torso. Just a thing I have about eating human upper halves.
Going to smell like fish either way.