Which one of you guys had the bike that sounded like a police siren on one of those little French police cars? When you passed me (yes, you smoked by me), I thought to myself that there is no way that bike is gonna make it through the whole race. I heard you a quarter mile behind me and a quarter mile ahead of me. What was that squeeking? Bottom bracket? Cranks?
What else did I see?
A guy on a hot pink bike that also smoked me!
A senior lady on a bike that looked like a recumbent - and she probably smoked me too!