Which is more intimate?

The Coffee Shop
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I was an unwitting eavesdropper to an exchange this morning. Couple gals discussing which is more intimate -

Oral sex
Intercourse

One’s position was that she would be more devastated if she discovered her bf/hubby had performed oral than if he had simply screwed another chick. The other person subscribed to the opposite view.

I am now curious to see the opinions of those here.

Hypothetically, let’s say that your sig other did cheat on you, and he/she did only one of the two acts referenced above.

A) Which of the two is “worse” to you?
B) Are you male or female?

And NO FAIR saying they are equal. For the purpose of this poll, you MUST choose one or the other.

2

These conversations have always made me want to slip into a coma. At the end of the day don’t mess with other people genitalia.

3

These conversations have always made me want to slip into a coma. At the end of the day don’t mess with other people genitalia.
Brilliant.

4

VINCENT
It’s laying hands on Marsellus
Wallace’s new wife in a familiar
way. Is it as bad as eatin’ her out
– no, but you’re in the same fuckin’
ballpark.

           Jules stops Vincent.

                                 JULES
                     Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right 
                     there.  Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' 
                     a bitch a foot massage ain't even 
                     the same fuckin' thing.

                                 VINCENT
                     Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

                                 JULES
                     It ain't no ballpark either. Look 
                     maybe your method of massage differs 
                     from mine, but touchin' his lady's 
                     feet, and stickin' your tongue in 
                     her holyiest of holyies, ain't the 
                     same ballpark, ain't the same league, 
                     ain't even the same fuckin' sport.
                     Foot massages don't mean shit.
5

These conversations have always made me want to slip into a coma. At the end of the day don’t mess with other people genitalia.
Brilliant.
Agreed.

6
  1. Oral.
  2. Mail.
7

Intercourse worse
Male
.

8

A. If she gave him a blowjob with her butthole, that would be the worst.

9

A. If she gave him a blowjob with her butthole, that would be the worst.
You, sir, seem to have a slight obsession with the bunghole. I can respect that.

10

You need to get some of that action!

11

You, sir, seem to have a slight obsession with the bunghole. I can respect that.

If I did signature lines that would be it, classic.

~Matt

12

Both at the same time (a gymnast or two girls required)

male
.

13

I’ll line up with Clinton on this one
.

14

Actually I’m more curious as to where this conversation was taking place.

~Matt

15

Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn’t mean I didn’t just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I’m sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that’s all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante…
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?

Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like… 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm… 37.
Dante Hicks: I’m 37?

16

I once (or twice) banged a girl who was convinced that kissing was more intimate than having sex. I was more than glad to oblige that we shouldn’t be “that” intimate

17

I once (or twice) banged a girl who was convinced that kissing was more intimate than having sex. I was more than glad to oblige that we shouldn’t be “that” intimate

Ahh, sheot… she is just trying to use the same logic as Julia Roberts when she played the whore in Pretty Woman…

18

Almost spit my coffee out while laughing at that one. Nicely done.

19

“2. Mail.”

Now that’s what I call a sexual identity crisis.

20

Nicely done.

“Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!” is always a nice send off to a fellow fan of Clerks.