Where's my Bike?

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The bike company promised it would be here…

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But I have a race…

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And then I went home.

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Dude, you’re killing me today.

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Is my Felt B2 Carbon here yet?

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But Larry, I have a very important job in a very important industry doing very important things. In my industry this would never happen…

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if only you could get rid of the customers.

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tom, that must be annoying… but i bet I would be like that as a customer… something to think about when I do get a new bike, which companies are reliable:-)

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Hmmm. Good point.

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No, but I’ve got a store full of Townies. As soon as I figure out how to mount some aero bars…I’m in!

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Here Tom, to brighten your day.

http://tinypic.com/5zpjtk

Just took this and a few others.

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Is that a P3 at the end there?

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That is smart. It is odd when somebody buys a bike that no one can provide a delivery date for.

In all seriousness, I feel really bad for people when their bikes are late. I just wish we actually did have a system in place to at least give them tangible information.

On the bright side, we actually got a ton of bikes in today and the system does seem to be improving slowly.

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I get very similar gripes from my customers except that they’re griping to me about labor contracts for their voice and data networks. I wish I worked in a bike shop. I could at least understand the enthusiasm for the product even if it gets annoying sometimes!

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That rainbow reminds me of my yet to be delivered P2K.

Where’s my bike?!

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Tom,

I haven’t ordered a bike form you yet, but do you know where it is?. It was promised ages ago. And what’s up with swapping outall the good parts for crap stuff? Hey, where’s my bike? If I treated my customers like that I’d be out of business.

LOL

You poor bastard. Your job sounds almost as bad as mine, but at least I’m in NZ :stuck_out_tongue:

Tom,

Go have a hot tub workout, watch your favourite DVD and get your oter half to give you a candlelit massage. It will make you feel much better.

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I’m riding it right now.

http://img107.echo.cx/img107/9670/cyclisme0034pp.gif

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No. Seriously. Dude – where is it?

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Hmm, Bryce and I are at Heathrow, should we board the aircraft???

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Tom, you need a list of excuses to give your complaining customers…try some of the commo excuses:

CO: Why can’t I talk, commo?

Commo: Sir, sunspots, sir.

or

Commo: Sir, sporadic E, sir.

or

Commo: Sir, scintillation, sir.

I’m thinking…try

Customer: Where’s my bike?

Tom: Sir, Mandelbug, sir.

or

Tom: Sir, Young’s Modulus, sir.

Just baffle them with a jargon term or two and they’ll leave thanking you for the priviledge of buying at your store…just call them when you have the bike ready…

:slight_smile:

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I know youre just venting, but remember, when people buy a bike, theyve probably been lusting after it for years, and saving up just as long. Youre mad because they gave you thousands dollars and they arent 100% satisfied with, “I have no idea when it will be in or where it is”? Thats probably why theres only one LBS i shop at out of the three here where i live. Only one keeps me informed and calls me with any updates on any of my orders. You sound exactly like the guy on Clerks, “This job would be great if it weren’t for the f**kin’ customers”

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“This job would be great if it weren’t for the f**kin’ customers” LOL nice one click here.